Flashlight Trolls garamet: Part 15

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by The Flashlight, Aug 5, 2014.

  1. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    "As you wish."
  2. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    No content? Appropriate.
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  3. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Should we move all that crap from the Castle thread, or do you plan to populate this one with some new shit?
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  4. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Nah, make him work for it.
  5. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Appetite.......insatiable.
  6. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    So go have lunch and then get back to this. You're slacking. Just be aware that obesity can exacerbate hyperhidrosis.
  7. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Oh good grief.

    Castle gets banned and Flashlight comes running back to try and fill the Castle-shaped hole left behind. :jayzus:
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  8. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    "Nature abhors a vacuum." -- Spock

    Personally, I find Flashlight far more entertaining than Castle.
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  9. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Given his dedication to the medium, you'd think he'd be better at it. :jayzus:
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  10. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    And he thinks he could have run Wordforge, kids. Yep.
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  11. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Well, everyone thinks it's easy and that they wouldn't have any problems doing it if it was them. It is both easier and harder than you'd assume but you don't really know until you do it.
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  12. womble wizard

    womble wizard Fresh Meat

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    more likely same shit , different day
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  13. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    The only one who's come running back to Wordforge is you sweetums, desperately trying to rehabilitate your image.

    And no, I'm not trying to fill Castle's shoes. I'm sure he'll be back soon enough to froth at the mouth for our collective amusement.
  14. K.

    K. Sober

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    Personally, I find both of them more abhorrent than a vacuum, and considerably less entertaining than a Hoover.
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  15. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    You bet. Rather efficiently.

    Here's a small example of what would happen on Day #1 of a Flashlight Administration:

    1. The existing power structure - buh bye. John, so long. Listkeeper, don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya. The Exception, excised. Paladin, I release you from active duty to pursue more serious & substantial corners of the world wide web. Anc, go find a monorail and see how far it will take you.

    Nobody's irreplacable. Everyone goes. Complete & total regime change. I'm not beholden to any of you. Wipe the slate clean. Faceman becomes my Number One.

    Having already recruited people to provide content, promote Media Central to the top the forum list. Turn the site into a version of other geek/pop culture sites like AICN, Badass Digest, IGN, etc.
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  16. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    So go set that up. Nobody's stopping you.
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  17. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Sure, just sell me the site so I can haz Admin powers to rearrange things.

    Oh wait, you already shit the bed on that one, didn't you? :dayton:
  18. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Set up your own site, you lazy bastard. Go'wan, if it's so easy.

    Idiot.
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  19. Quest

    Quest Let Freedom Ring! Staff Member Administrator

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    Listkeeper? :wtf: What position does he currently occupy in "the existing power structure"?

    And turning WF into a bastardized inferior version of already popular site -- how is this substantially different than Anc's dream of turning WF into a bastardized inferior version of Twitter?
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  20. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    To conspiracy dorks everyone who you dont like is in league against you.

    Someone here blocked me on Facebook because she was convinced that I was passing her info onto Tamar. Of all people! :lol:
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  21. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    His isn't about to happen. :bergman:
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  22. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    He is, without a doubt, the worst troll I have ever seen.
  23. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    At the risk of feeding a troll, here's a serious answer to a flippant response that captures how I see Wordforge.

    @The Flashlight, aside from physically moving Media Central to top forum, there is no one (bold italics for emphasis) stopping you from turning MC into what you want it to be and promoting the crap out of it. You could start today and add as much valuable content as you want and nobody will stop you. You can invite all your real-life friends to post and hang out in MC and talk about the latest productions, or games, or books, or whatever. I'd welcome it, because you'd be providing a service that at least some other people want, rather than the constant trolling you do to derail threads.

    It would be a lot of work to build the content, advertise it, and gain new, contributing members. I'm sure you're up to it (and I mean that honestly, you aren't an idiot, however much I disagree with you). If your plans for Media Central are genuine, there's nothing standing in your way except your desire to have your name on the owners' list.

    As much as everyone bitches about the Four Horsemen, there's honestly nothing different about how this board has always been run, except for people being petty with each other for little to no reason--which, come to think of it, is exactly how the board has always been run.
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  24. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    You hear this, lightbulb? Gul thinks Castle's a better troll than you.

    Also, thread title inaccurate. Should read, "garamet Trolls Flashlight: Part 25".

    baba agrees!
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  25. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Hell, if he did that, we'd probably make him a mod.
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  26. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    I like garlic butter.
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  27. Archangel

    Archangel Primus Peritia

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    He defintately is.

    But a lot of what he says is absolutely true...and I think many here know it.
  28. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Sorry, I was talking about reimagining Wordforge, not creating a new site. Did you doze off?

    You are in favor of figuring out ways to improve Wordforge, aren't you? Or are you going to piss on any suggestion just because I'm the one making it? Or is it jealously that someone besides you has an idea? I'm sorry you were too lazy, apathetic and emotionally crippled to do anything useful with the site, and then compounded the mistake by selling the board to a guy who's done nothing but try to alienate what's left of the membership with a string of asinine bullshit. But that's all on you buddy. Own it.
  29. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    And another......
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  30. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Strange.....another DP
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