FLOTUS will likely serve Obama bare

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  1. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob ♫ Down on my knees...

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    She's a demanding woman, Melania. She wants a two-time winner, not two-time popular vote loser.

    I hear divorce proceedings in the air. It's only a matter of time before this appears in Obama's bedroom.

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  3. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

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    I don't think she's wanted in the Obamas' bedroom.

    Which leads to the question, which would make Trump more apoplectic with rage ... Melania trying to leave him for Obama, or Obama rejecting her?
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  4. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Don't be a dick about the things you don't like

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    She might be somewhat decent when it comes to physical attractiveness (her features are too "sharp" and harsh for me) but every time she opens her mouth I just want to puke my guts out. I give her a 3 out of 10.

    Pretty sure Barack wouldn't even give her the time of day, especially since he has Michelle. :yes:
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  5. Raoul the Red Shirt

    Raoul the Red Shirt Professional bullseye

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    I was randomly thinking about which presidents likely were 100 percent faithful to their wives. The only ones I would consider putting money on from the 1960s forward would be Carter, Obama and W.

    With Trump or Clinton, it is more a question of how many women they cheated with while in office. Where would you all place the line?
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  6. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    Ironically Obama almost certainly being the one with the most sex appeal.
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  7. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    Those ears! Another set of love handles.
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    Who was the most hung US president?

    My guess would be Lincoln.
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Melania's eyes keep getting tighter and tighter. Eyelift, Botox, or simply shooting daggers at that loser who got her out of Slovenia and into a gilded cage?
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    Most of them have been shot. And there's little point in hanging them more than once, in the vast majority of cases.
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  12. Barack Obama

    Barack Obama Fresh Meat

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    No. :brood:

    White women are nothing but trouble.
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  13. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob ♫ Down on my knees...

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    Agreed. And supermodels generally never do it for me.
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  14. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Power can get you a lot of appeal, there would be millions very happy to jump on Trump.

    I have heard it said that conventionally attractive people might be less likely to cheat, since they're more used to people making moves on them and so are less likely to be overly flattered by it.
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  15. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    FTFY
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    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    I'm pretty sure it was Johnson. And I'm not going for the pun, there are official records documenting the size of his genitals.
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