'Forgies 2010 Gala Event!

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  1. shootER

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    [action=shootER]shootER dials 9-1-1 and alerts them of a pending miocardial infarction in the greater Phoenix area.[/action]



































    :P
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    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    [action=Sheriff Joe Arpaio]has Lanzman arrested for disturbing the peace and makes him wear pink underwear.[/action]

    [action=Lanzman] posts the pictures to the resurrected Champagne Room. [/action]

    [action=Wordforge] cries.[/action]
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    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    Alright let's have at 'em!

    :fireworks
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    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    Starting off with a category most people disagreed should be a 'Forgie (MWAHAH, all the more reason to make it one! :finger: ),

    BEST TROLL!!


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    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    This next award is for someone who's just so darn nice, they never make it into drama, ever. They may have handed out 5 neg reps in the last year. This person is susper sweet and super awesome.

    Come to think of it, that's probably why they never make a list. Being nice ain't quite the Wordforge way!

    Nevertheless, he made this list, and he won!

    Our nicest poster is...!

    :winner:

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  6. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    Wow, we got a fuckton of smileys. I mean seriously, never in my life have I seen such a vast collection of awesome smileys to berate (I mean communicate with) others.

    Even pedobear was up for best smiley this year!

    Unfortunately, the best new smiley goes to a guy who probably in some way affected the lives of most of WordForge's sad closet nerds.

    The best smiley goes to...!

    :winner:

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  7. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    Fuck, what happened to EliteForge? I thought y'all hated the mods but here we are, with a best mod award!

    :winner:

    (in case you didn't guess already)

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  8. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    Ok, after this we'll go on a quick commercial break.

    Who's got the best blog?

    :winner:

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  9. Talkahuano

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    INTRODUCING... THE BULLSHIT-BE-GONE SPRAY CAN!


    Sick and tired of garamet fucking up every thread she enters?​

    Tired of Liet's extreme retardation getting in the way of your fun?​

    Do you want 14thDoc to just SHUT THE FUCK UP? ​


    Is Chup's constant whining, or Mewa's and Apostle's butt-loving getting you down?​

    And what about Aquehonga and Startard? :what:

    So many retards, so little time! But here's the solition! Introducing Wordforge's very own Bullshit-Be-Gone in a can!​

    It's organic! :wtf:

    It works! :whoa:

    And it makes the bullshit run away in PAIN, leaving you to enjoy your threads as much as you like!​

    It's better than an ignore button!​

    It's better than a ban hammer!​

    Because it makes bullshitters CRY​

    Available for 5 easy payments of $19.95
    USDA Warning: May contain Extract of Sokar​
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  10. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    Alright that joke sucked.

    But ya know who doesn't tell jokes that suck? The funniest poster! :lol:

    :garamet:

    /sigh

    :winner:

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    Our most insane poster was actually very closely-contested between Megatron, baba, Midnight Funeral, and RickDeckard.
    It was very, very close. But our winner managed to get one more vote than the rest, just one.

    This person is out of their fucking minds. If it isn't something racist it's something about giant robots taking over the world.

    That's right! Our most insane poster (out of all you insane fuckers out there :soma: ) is...!

    :winner:

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  12. Talkahuano

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    Ok ok, how many of you are a fake persona?

    There's like 200 duals on this board, and the amount of name changes y'all have had makes my head spin. :dizzy:

    In the midst of this confusion, we've managed to select the best fake persona Wordforge has ever had. It was a landslide victory. There was absolutely no question to it.


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    MOST DEDICATED

    Most dedicated to what, I had no idea when I first made the poll. But whatever this person does, they must do it extremely well, 'cause it was also a landslide win.

    We love you, for everything you do! :backhug:

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    [​IMG] [​IMG]



    These images brought up a lot of heated discussion in the Media Central, so much so that Captain X had two or three threads of WRONG FONT not only here, but in other boards.
    But Captain X did not win this award and these images are just there to annoy him.

    Dayton3 was pretty upset with the new movie, but he didn't get this award either.

    In fact, none of the main bitchers (I mean complainers) about this move got the award.

    Unless the winner did complain and I missed it, which happens a lot.

    In any case, here's who most needs a life:

    :winner:

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  15. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    Also, about NuSpock, I'd like to take a moment to say...

    I'd hit it. Angry god, etc.
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  16. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Sorry I'm late y'all. First there was this damned public nudity law. So I had to go back and change. Along the way there was this really hot hooker on the side of the street and, well ya gotta do what you gotta do. When I looked at my watch I realized that I was late I just had to haul ass out of there. I hope she didnt mind the rubber I left sticking out of her or the fact that I just threw the money at her on the way out. I hope it was enough since I only had about 20 $1s on me.

    Then I am rumbling up in my 3/4 ton crew cab truck to the red carpet when I got stopped by some fucking hippies who were squawking about baby seals or some other meaningless shit. Bastards wouldn't get out of the way. Until I "nudged" them. I still say the one guy's ankle wasn't crushed, he was just being a pussy. Oh well.

    Then the dumb ass who opens the truck door says I am not dressed appropriately and wanted to see what the bulges under my shirt were all about. I told him he better be satisfied with the sandals, khaki cargo shorts, and Hawaiian shirt and if he wanted to see what was under my shirt it would be the last thing he ever saw. He got points for being persistent. Alas the Copenhagen I spit into his eye got him out of the way. Jesus Christ some people can be drama queens and squeal like a 4 year old girl about being blind for life. Thankfully Chuck was there with some bottled water to flush his eyes out.

    So I get out of the truck, toss the keys to the valet. I think he clipped some Smart Car when he was trying to park it. Oh and the only space it would fit in was the one for expectant mothers. Someone will be getting a good tip when I get out.

    On the way in I think Flow got pissed when I grabbed Anea's butt, but I blamed it on Ramen. I wonder when the two of em will figure it out. I'd also like to thank ShootER and Dan Leach for blinding me with the flashes from their cameras. But what the hell, I am here (better late than never), sitting in my seat, got my cooler of Sam Adams with me and am lighting up my Churchill. Let the festivities begin.
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  17. Talkahuano

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    RED ROOM MVP

    Let's face it, Wordforge is 80% Red Room, 20% everything else.
    That makes this guy the most important poster in the entire board, IMO.

    And it was him who got nearly 50% of the vote when there were 12 other people to choose from, in a SINGLE CHOICE POLL.

    Talk about favoritism!

    :winner:

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    BEST EDUCATOR :async:

    This is the person you've learned the most from. This guy knows his shit. He knows it damn well.

    This guy is smart, confident, concise (yeah, I was also shocked Async didn't get this one!), and desicively one of the best people that frequents this board.

    You, Sir, turned me from a raging liberal to a calm and collected moderate.

    :winner:

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    MOST MISSED

    Imma just come out and say it.

    Where the FUCK you been?

    What made you tuck tail and run like a fuckin liberal pussy?

    You hidin' in some secret bunker?

    IT AINT THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE YET BITCH, COME OUT YO HIDEOUT!

    If you got any BALLS left you'll come back and share your AWESOME with the rest of us!

    FUCK you really gotta post more.

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    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    Hope that wasn't too mean. :TKO:
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    They say British wit is better than American wit, because American wit just sucks because hey, we're American, and we've heard it before.

    Or something.

    Before I screw the joke up any more, here's someone who wouldn't: the wittiest poster!

    :winner:

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    BEST USE OF PICS!

    This was contested between two people, really. Not many people voted since the award itself is ambiguous.

    But our best use of pics goes, rightfully, to our very own professional photographer (followed closely by DanLeach).

    :winner:

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    WORST POSTER!


    We hate you a little. :)


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    As always, we're presenting MOST IMPROVED right after presenting WORST POSTER, so the little shitface above can learn a little bit and maybe NOT be voted worst poster next year.

    One can only hope.

    Our most improved poster is...!




    I really hope I'm not being too mean. :sigh:
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    MVP of TECHFORGE

    GEEK!!

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    Sharpshooter Award

    Given that I never go into that room, I have nothing clever to say. Maybe he should give a speech!

    :winner:

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    For the MVP of the WORKSHOP we had a tie.

    There were only three people up for it, one of whom was CaptainX, and he didn't get it. :sorry:

    So, the other two got it.

    Congrats!

    :winner:

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    BEST NEWBIE

    Back when I first did the 'Forgies, I got this award because I sucked up to everyone.

    This year the 'Forgies are just a common occurrence, and I'm no longer a newb, so the award went to someone else who is also super awesome.

    Unfortunatley, I've been busy lately so I've nothing to say about this dude. If anyone knows something awesome, say so. 'Cause our best newbie deserves some good praise.

    :winner:

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    While I AFK for a few minutes, enjoy a random picture from the internet:

    [​IMG]
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