Garamet: Bribed to Be

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  1. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    The burning question is, of course, bribed to be what? All I know is she's on the take.

    It's the red hair, yanno. :calli:
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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    ...the new face of Human Centipede tie-in novels.

    It took some doing, but Tom Six is one silver tongued devil.
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  3. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    I buggered this up. It should have been Garamet: Bribed With Brie.

    :sigh:

    Ah well, lost opportunities.
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  4. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Beck Monarchist, Nazi, Far-Right Whackaloon

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    Really? I always pictured her as a blonde. Ya learn something new everyday.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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  8. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I'd hit it.
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  9. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Brie? :yuck: No thanks. But I might be bribed by a nice aged cheddar. :drool:
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  10. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Oh joy, another garamet thread....from the man who complains about too many Dayton threads. :sigh:
  11. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne 1/06 Was An Inside Job Formerly Important

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    One my my FB friends was tagged at a cheese store near Point Loma in SD recently....there were so many cheeses! I'm gonna have to check it out on my next day off.
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  12. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    This is a parody thread, you fucking idiot. :jayzus:
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  13. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Well, time for me to go take a dump.
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  14. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Ahhhhhhh, of course! :lol: