Garamet Quote Thread

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Dayton Kitchens, Jul 8, 2015.

  1. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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  2. Chardman

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    Well can you? Because if you can't, you may as well rename this thread "Truths that Garamet posts for which I (Dayton) have no counter-argument".
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    Not just anyone deserves their own greatest hits thread, you know.
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  4. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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  8. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Penalty for absence of punctuation, Fishman. :nono:
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  9. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Got a great idea garamet we can post excerpts from "Probe" and guess whether it is the parts you wrote or not!!!
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    Boxset this shit already.
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  11. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Oh dear, someone's upset.

    I insist that any boxing include the names of all six posters from the thread titles.
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  12. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    ...and link it as a greatest hit. :diacanu:
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    I'm not upset. I'm bored of you.

    And I'm fairly sure that you don't get to make any demands.
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    Thanks for saving people the trouble of posting in here and providing an example of when you bring out your tired, played out and infantile edit of someone's post. :techman:
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    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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  17. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Be reasonable Ten.

    garamet is a published author. A writer. Would you really expect different from the writer who brought us "Probe" or "Dwellers in the Crucible"?
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  19. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Or you can ask me, and I'll tell you.
  20. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Great.

    Just list page numbers you wrote and those written by Gene DeWeese. That will be sufficient.
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    As I posted on my site, the Praetor's funeral is entirely mine. There are a few transitions scattered throughout the rest of the ms., but that's it.

    Why don't you live dangerously and compare the - free - original with the book you bought?
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  22. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    To be honest Garamet, "Probe" is so boring the notion of reading anything it was based on appalls me.

    At any rate, I have trouble believing that Pocket Books could have basically the whole book rewritten without giving Gene Deweese credit.

    Also, I've enjoyed DeWeese's other work so it is hard to see him as solely responsible for "Probe".
  23. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    ^Believe what you like. Doesn't change the facts one iota.
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    But he has no trouble believing in a bronze age God made up by ancient illiterate goat fisters.
    :soma:
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  25. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    See, an intelligent person would have some curiosity about the differences. Considering how he can't stop harping on it, I wonder what he's afraid of?
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Once you clear that hurdle, most other myths are pretty easy to believe: aliens, Elvis at 7-11, the female orgasm, etc.
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  27. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Just because you've never been able to cause the latter doesn't infer anything about the former.
  28. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    So Dayton starts a thread trolling me, you post a Photoshop trolling me, then you get butthurt because I corrected your punctuation. If there's an nth degree of irony, you're it. You're a disgrace to your namesake, Fishman. Now please stop humping Dayton's leg.
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  29. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Now, now Garamet.

    Jealousy is very unbecoming.
  30. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Dayton, you can attempt to smear others by calling them out on what you perceive is their bullshit. But, remember that you have spent years insisting you have what it takes to be elected President (which has been resoundingly proved not to be the case), while advancing countless highly offensive, racist, xenophobic, sexist and homophobic views in spite of your apparent lofty ambitions. I really don't think you have a foundation with any solidity on this one mate.
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