Garamet Quote Thread

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Dayton Kitchens, Jul 8, 2015.

  1. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2009
    Messages:
    37,543
    Location:
    Land of fruit & nuts.
    Ratings:
    +19,313
    Somebody needs to back away from the keyboard and go for a walk. Why not ask the wife if she would like to join you for a stroll?
    • Agree Agree x 2
  2. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2004
    Messages:
    52,204
    Location:
    Norphlet, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +21,715
    What exactly are you trying to say El Chup?
  3. Chardman

    Chardman An image macro is worth 1000 words. Deceased Member

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2013
    Messages:
    3,085
    Location:
    Indianapolis
    Ratings:
    +3,545
    Probably that before you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye,perhaps you ought to pay attention to the whole freakin' lumberyard that's sprung up in your own eye.
    • Winner Winner x 3
    • Agree Agree x 1
  4. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2004
    Messages:
    52,917
    Ratings:
    +36,606
    I know. Lubak's been in search of a new stalkee ever since Archie took out that restraining order.
  5. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2009
    Messages:
    37,543
    Location:
    Land of fruit & nuts.
    Ratings:
    +19,313
    Sorry, who is archie?
  6. Chardman

    Chardman An image macro is worth 1000 words. Deceased Member

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2013
    Messages:
    3,085
    Location:
    Indianapolis
    Ratings:
    +3,545
    Archangel.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  7. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    42,934
    Ratings:
    +27,775
    That threads like this will not have the effect you desire because you are less regarded than pretty much anyone else here, and not least because you have claimed that you are the kind of person who can win hearts and minds.

    In other words, people in glass houses....
    • Agree Agree x 2
  8. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

    Joined:
    Dec 6, 2006
    Messages:
    8,548
    Ratings:
    +16,227
    :lol: I love how you're contributing to your own thread!
  9. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2004
    Messages:
    52,917
    Ratings:
    +36,606
    What Chardman said. I'm not allowed to post his name. He gets almost as freaked out as Lubak has been for the past two days.
  10. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2004
    Messages:
    52,204
    Location:
    Norphlet, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +21,715
    Nate Newton El Chup.
  11. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    38,743
    Location:
    The Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue
    Ratings:
    +2,147,503,117
    Chup doesn't know who that is.
  12. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2004
    Messages:
    52,917
    Ratings:
    +36,606
    I always do. Someday you yobs will figure that out.
  13. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2009
    Messages:
    37,543
    Location:
    Land of fruit & nuts.
    Ratings:
    +19,313
    Shit, I don't know who that is.
    • Agree Agree x 2
  14. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    38,743
    Location:
    The Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue
    Ratings:
    +2,147,503,117
    Offensive lineman for the Dallas Cowboys during their early-90s championship years. After he retired from football, he got busted for marijuana trafficking and spent a couple of years in a federal prison. Since then he's turned his life around.

    I'm not sure how Dayton thinks his situation is comparable to Newton's.
  15. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2004
    Messages:
    52,204
    Location:
    Norphlet, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +21,715
    He has a rather detailed Wikipedia entry.
  16. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2004
    Messages:
    52,204
    Location:
    Norphlet, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +21,715
    Nate Newton was as said an offensive lineman for the Dallas Cowboys. For several seasons he was known for reporting to training camp fat and out of shape but also known for playing himself into shape as the season progressed.

    He was offensive tackle before settling in as offensive guard (position between the tackle and center) for the Cowboys three Super Bowl wins in four seasons stretch.

    At any rate, Newton was known for playing up to or down to his level of opposition.

    He would be playing lackluster ball against a journeyman defensive lineman one week and the commentators would be saying stuff like

    "Not a good game for Nate. What's he gonna do when Reggie White (future Hall of Famer) comes to town next week?"

    What would almost always happen would be Reggie White would come to town and Nate Newton would hold him to a single tackle or something like that.

    The point is, Newton saw no reason to bust his ass playing against some nobody in a game the Cowboys would win anyway.

    He went all out (probably beyond his capabilities) when the Philadelphia Eagles (division rivals of the Cowboys) and Reggie White came to town in a critical contest.

    It doesn't matter how many debates I win or lose in an obscure discussion board argument against people who for the most part don't even have real names available.

    So why make any kind of massive effort?

    I am confident in a true election campaign that I would do considerably better.
    • TL;DR TL;DR x 1
  17. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    38,743
    Location:
    The Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue
    Ratings:
    +2,147,503,117
    Quotes like these are why the NotDayton account is so effective. :lol:
    • Agree Agree x 5
    • Winner Winner x 3
  18. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2004
    Messages:
    52,917
    Ratings:
    +36,606
    Ahem. So now this thread is about Dayton or about some friggin' football player? :brood:
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  19. The Night Funky

    The Night Funky BMF Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    25,999
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +36,164
    Yes.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  20. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Trolling No Jutsu Formerly Important

    Joined:
    May 17, 2005
    Messages:
    38,123
    Location:
    San Diego
    Ratings:
    +44,489
    :dst:

    And also about five years too late for anyone to foam at the mouth about things Garamet says.

    Kirk and Peter Octave an would have loved it, though.
    • Agree Agree x 3
  21. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    42,934
    Ratings:
    +27,775
    So what you're saying is that you "play down" to us plebeians?
    • Agree Agree x 1
  22. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    30,294
    Location:
    Frequently found lonking pisters
    Ratings:
    +28,653
    Says the guy whose signature block is ripping on a guy who isn't even here any more. Classy, Chup. Like always. :jayzus:
    • Agree Agree x 1
  23. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    83,846
    Ratings:
    +51,787
    Oh yeah, I adblocked that because it was slowing down load times. and forgot.
    I thought we had a ban on giant sig pics.
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  24. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    42,934
    Ratings:
    +27,775
    I'm sorry that my mockery of your best friend upsets you. Maybe you should join his meltdown over at Troll Kingdom, and while you're at it ask him why he swindled you out of an extortionate amount of your money for the first part of a book he's since withdrawn.
    • Agree Agree x 2
  25. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    30,294
    Location:
    Frequently found lonking pisters
    Ratings:
    +28,653
    Maybe you should try not being a massive raging douchebag. But then, you're a lawyer so it's kind of a requirement I guess.
  26. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    42,934
    Ratings:
    +27,775
    Castle tries to fuck with my professional life and you think I owe him courtesy? Do me a favour mate.
  27. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    83,846
    Ratings:
    +51,787
    How about courtesy for the people who have to scroll past multiple repeats of your giant sig?
    What did they do to you?
    • Agree Agree x 1
  28. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    30,294
    Location:
    Frequently found lonking pisters
    Ratings:
    +28,653
    And predictably, Chup plays the little-mister-innocent card. It's never you, is it? No matter what kind of rampant asshole you act like, it's always someone else's fault.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  29. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

    Joined:
    Dec 6, 2006
    Messages:
    8,548
    Ratings:
    +16,227
    How did he do that?
  30. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    42,934
    Ratings:
    +27,775
    Right, so you're claiming that Castle didn't try and fuck with the professional lives of @gul and I?

    Please, spare Castle's proxy tears. He was trolling this place and it's members a long time before I was ever trolling him.