god starts his training camp for Halloween fight with Tererun

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  1. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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  2. The Night Funky

    The Night Funky BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    No, dude, this is proof that God hates golf.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Maybe the only thing that old fucker has got going for him.
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  4. Tererun

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    God better get his bitch smack hand ready because I am going for it.
  5. Tererun

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    I have diabetes and have a broken toe. The big one on my right foot. But with my car, Luna C, I think I can make the trip.

    I have been through atlanta in a car with no name
    it felt good to be out of cocaine.
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  6. Tererun

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    Looks like god is practicing his hurricane stroke. Looks like his hook has a breaking point around Peurto rico. That is going to cost him penetration power and leave the back end open. He is going to have to hope for some good action in the middle and hope something will sweep out the center with that angle.

    My suggestion is he moves about three boards to the south and throws something with a little less grip given the humid conditions for these lanes. If he can come up through the dominican republic and start the arc there he would be good for a southern florida smash that would take out tampa and most of the travel lanes with it. Now if he were to throw one through that way and then toss one into the gulf for a power up hammer through the panhandle into central georgia that would be his best bet.

    Oh, and given my preparedness I just may be north of the general maelstrom in the carolinas and approach from the charlotte direction giving him a hige disadvantage with the hurricane field.
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    Looks like god's first shot is a complete miss. Although I have to admit the deadspin off the coast for half a week was impressive. perhaps it was the battle of wills that prevented this hurricane from moving.

    I am really wondering what he is going to do next.

    I do have to admit there was an attempt to get my mother to kill me. The family was going out to dinner and my niece saw me and my mother next to each other. Grandma loves that she is always the first to get hugs, but for some reason my niece ran right around her and hugged me. I got the look that says this is why mothers eat their children. So I am going to try to lay low and look uninteresting for a while. It is cute and funny the first time, but grandma has put a lot of effort into being the most loved and she never gave that much care to me and my sister. I totally need my WOW rogue skills of directing attention to the tank IRL.
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    So my car survived a hit, I have four less teeth, and I scared a hurricane into a full stop off the coast. Tomorrow I take off for Hotlanta. I am packed, I have a full tank of gas, my hotel reservations are confirmed, I have a couple of grand, I have a bunch of smokes, lots of drugs, multiple costumes, and a shitton of glow sticks. The playlist for the drive is being made, I have my laptop, PC, Pad, and cell phone. I have 2 TB of digitalized anime, AMVs, and PMVs, and a squad of pastel plush ponies.

    By this time tomorrow I will be in orbit around atlanta.

    The only thing I don't have is my badge, but I know AWA and you buy at the door or you wait on the pre-reg line.
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    I made it despite someone running a red making a right and hitting my car.
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    so was your car drivable or did you need uber after that point or what? Anyway this:

    "I have a couple of grand, I have a bunch of smokes, lots of drugs, multiple costumes, and a shitton of glow sticks"
    reminded me of this in a reimagined parallel universe sorta way:

    "There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses."

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    Holy shit, worth fighting for. The video art track was ONMG awesome yet again. AWA is the best con ever for this sort of thing. I will try to pipe over a few of the awesome videos as there was a bunch of amazing live actions stuff there also.

    And the universe sent me something. Friday night I go out for a smoke and this OMG cutie girl who had to be in her thirties but looked like her twenties, dressed as a maid with rainbiow hair decided to hang with me because her friends ditched her. Yes her age was in the thirties, i did check. And she did some fun drugs, had some cool experiences, and was into my geeky things. Like she was so perfect I started trying to catch her doing a con because no fucking way do I bump into someone like that.

    It was fucking scary how fun she was. No, I did not fuck her. I let her go and avoided calling back the number. What if she was for real?

    So I have friended her on facebook and I will never check that app again.
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    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    um, can i have her number?
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    oh no shit, if she's a local she's right in your backyard! A rainbow haired maid? Not seeing a downside to that.
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    Now get that fucking song out of your head. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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