Godspeed Captain Otter

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Amaris, Sep 25, 2013.

  1. Amaris

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    You are all aware of the first little joke credits roll I made regarding Midnight Funeral and his wild obsession with being crazy. If you don't remember it, it was this one:

    [yt="Godspeed, Captain Otter"]?v=kprP8tJszyY[/yt]

    I figured that would be the only installment, but as we all know, Midnight Funeral hasn't stopped being any less batshit crazy, so I ended up doing what every other producer/director in Hollywood does when they think there's even the slightest interest in a particular franchise, and so I milked it for all it was worth, and I've made a sequel.

    I present to you:

    [yt="Godspeed, Captain Otter II: Captain Otterer"]?v=wlP0wPsEkYE[/yt]

    If I didn't get you on the credits this time around, who knows? There might be another sequel in the offing. I did try to squeeze as many people in this time around, though. That said, I hope you like it!*


    *This is a Red Room thread because Midnight Funeral is batshit insane.
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  2. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    I made a list! :soma:
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  3. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Brits shafted as usual....... :garamet:
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  4. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Was gonna say... how does it feel that a mick got to be the star of a list and none of the Brits made it?
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  5. Chuck

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    I should stop looking at WF when it's 3:30 am. At first I read Volpone's "Bert the Pirate" as "Butt Pirate" :polarslam2: :yuck:
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  6. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    A got a rock. :(

    I thought Tamar's said "Chief Fluffer."
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  7. frontline

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    Well do you think is gonna get cast as the bad guys :bergman:
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  8. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    "Bert the Pirate"? :lol: Well played sir, well played.

    Second runner up, "torpedo tech"! Excellent casting. Well except for that Boatswain shit. Really? That's it?
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  9. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey official beverage of antifa

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    How come Baba got to be space Odin?? :spaceturk:
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  10. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Boohoo. You poor, disparaged empire building underprivileged boy. :(

    Too bad you're not Iraqi or Iranian, you'd be truly privileged.
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  11. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    He's not a Mick; he's a bloody Orangeman. :bergman:
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  12. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    another list I didn't make.
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  13. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    See, we can reach
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  14. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    The otter-sub graphic is really cute.

    D.O.R.I.S. = Department of Otters Reconnoitering & Intelligence Squad?
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  15. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey official beverage of antifa

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    Department of Otters Reconnoitering Intergalactic Space
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  16. Amaris

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    Not only a Russian, but a non-descript Russian! :ramen:

    It's a play on how American television always has someone that looks vaguely Russian, or from a region near Russia, be hardcore, scene chewing Russian.

    Well, except for Sean Connery, who was the most Scottish Russian I've ever seen in my life.
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    When I read the book, I pictured Ramius looking something like Bob Hoskins. :lol:
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  18. Spaceturkey

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    Hoskins played a decent Andropov in Enemy at the gates.
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  19. Asyncritus

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  20. Bickendan

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    Yeah, but you're a Yankee, not a Frog, and we don't have any Frog members.
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    Doesn't being a Frog at heart count for something? :frog:

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    John, this is a film that must be made. :bergman:
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    oops, what Shooter said. Kruschev