Gunpocalypse Passes in California

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  1. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    I'm mining some gold in California; once I've gotten my fill, I'm out.
  2. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Sir, I must protest! I am NOT a dairy man!

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    Day 616 of the Gunpocalypse. I figure once I'm done prospectin' in California and leave the state, I'll turn my ambitions on more steady employment. Possibly something in the transportation industry, such as a hostler or livery keeper. Or possibly something in the tech industry, such as a telegram boy. Either route will surely earn me several dollars per week.
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  3. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Sir, I must protest! I am NOT a dairy man!

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    Day 962. My worst fears have come true. After 8 years of wetting my panties over that nigg Obummer never once promising to ban bumpstocks, even though we all knew he really would. Even though he didn't. My worst fears have come true. Trump has.

    Now how will I help genocide children in cages?

    I guess I'll have to keep mining gold. Even though I've been beaten to it by like 170 years.
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  4. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Sir, I must protest! I am NOT a dairy man!

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    Day 1,040. The impossible has happened. I can no longer order a straw in a restaurant. Now how am I supposed to drink a beverage without spilling it all over myself? Well, at least now I won't get penis envy over the length of straws.
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  5. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  6. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Sir, I must protest! I am NOT a dairy man!

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    Day 1,123. The SJWs tried to keep me down, but I'm finally free. Pretty soon we will have a Supreme Court in my favor. Pretty soon all the justices will repeal the plastic bag ban.
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  7. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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  8. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    That's a rather stupid reason for a warning.
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  9. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    The OP started a political conversation on gun ownership. Good humored satire isn't allowed as part of the conversation?

    If this is only about gun wanking then make this a private forum so you may circle-jerk without interruption.

    And give me a very stern warning while you're at it.

    And warn the OP while you're at it too...
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  10. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Sir, I must protest! I am NOT a dairy man!

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    Day 1,489. I can finally get a free plastic bag in a grocery store again. All it took was over 143,000 Americans to die of a fake Chinese virus, and the secret disappearances of my fellow citizens. The minimum wage cart-jockey told me I couldn't enter the grocery store without a mask. I had a plan for this. I readily put my mask on, and as soon as I was in the deli section, I took it off and sneezed over all of the cheeses. Heh. That Gen Z moocher isn't going to stop me from purchasing my body weight in Dino Buddies. I used 10 pumps of the complimentary hand sanitizer at the checkout stand, only to let it all slip out of my hand and drop on the floor. When I finished loading my groceries into the car, I purposefully dropped my used cart off in the clean cart area, before checking my illegally carried firearm still had the safety off. Checkmate libs. :diacanu:
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