So I just got off the phone with my sister, her youngest daughter is having a baby shower this Saturday, her Marine jar head boyfriend says he will pop the question but has not yet, which has lead to her Italian father giving many dirty looks to the jarhead and sitting in the living room cleaning his rifle while refusing to talk to the boy. So, anyway, the eldest son and the middle daughter let grandma (that would be my sister, I tease the shit out of her that she is 44 and a grandma) watch her grandkids. The grandkids went into the downstairs bathroom and my sister figured they couldn't do too much wrong there... It turns put they found the electic clippers they use to shave the family dog only they decided to cut chunks out of their own hair using the electic clippers. I am told they are now half bald. Kids.