Han who “fired first” didn’t really.

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  1. Federal Farmer

    Federal Farmer Member of Species 5618

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    That’s a good thing to say if you wanna trollStar Wars fans, but we all know it’s not true.
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    I’m trying to figure out your thread title.

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    zor prime has a crush on jon snow.
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    If you want to troll star wars fans just defend jar jar and the first episode.
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    They redid Star Wars so that Greedo fires first but some how misses Han Solo even though he is only three feet away. In the original version Han fires first and kills Greedo.
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    That’s fucked up. I blame Rian Johnson.
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    The lightsaber duel at the end was the best we had seen up until that point.
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    I am not what you would consider a star wars fan. I like it, but there is a lot better. I also don't hate the prequels the first one had some big problems, but the movies were supposed to be a lot different, and Anakin was supposed to be a misguided person who was used.
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    Darth Jar Jar makes Ep 1 better.
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    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    Han did NOT fire 'first'.

    Firing first requires that someone have fired second.

    There was no second shot.

    Han shot Greedo before Greedo could shoot him or take him to Jabba. Full stop.
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  11. Quest

    Quest labour in the very fire Staff Member Administrator

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    So you're saying it was a… "Solo" shot? :diacanu:
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