How do I Unbork My Pussy?

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  1. Mirah

    Mirah Powerful Vagina Energy

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    I seem to have really borked my system, and I don't know how to unbork it. I've been having a few minor issues with some things, so I figured that it'd be a good idea to take care of a few things that I had been meaning to take care of, but just hadn't gotten around to, in hopes that they'd fix the issues I'd been having. ( been a bit noisy of late.)

    Here's what I did, after powering down the machine and unplugging everything hooked up to it, I opened up the case, pulled out a fan that had died, replacing it with an identical model, yanked out one of the video cards and stuck in a newer card by the same manufacturer. Used a can of compressed air to blow all the dust rhinos and balls of cat hair from the machine, put it back together, and plugged everything back in. Now, I made one change in how I plugged things in. The USB hub I had plugged into the front, which has the Bluetooth dongle, printer cable, and webcam hooked up to it, I moved to the back. (I've got a bad habit of catching the cable with my foot when I get up and have already destroyed one of the USB ports on the front.)

    I boot the machine up, everything goes fine. A couple of minutes after I log-in it says that it needs to reboot to update the video driver software (not really a surprise). I do the reboot, and that's when the problems start happening. For some reason, it won't see the Bluetooth keyboard. I grab an old style PS/2 keyboard, plug that in, it doesn't recognize. When I hook up a USB keyboard, it sees that just fine. (It also sees my Bluetooth trackball just fine, as well.)

    I log in, let it finish going through the last bits of the start up/set up procedure, and then try to get the Bluetooth keyboard working. Nothing. Yank the batteries out, replace them with fresh ones, still nothing. I also notice that Chrome won't launch. Other browsers on my machine work just fine. I say "the hell with it" and do a system restore from a 2 week old back up. Bluetooth keyboard works just fine, but Chrome still crashes. I do a redownload and reinstall of Chrome, that fixes that.

    Next I check out the audio side of things. The mic works fine, but when I go to playback the file I recorded in Audacity, I can't hear anything. I check YouTube, nothing. System audio, however, plays just fine, as does anything I select in iTunes. I've fiddled with the obvious settings for the audio output, and I've managed to get garbled audio when I play a video on YouTube or from Audacity, but nothing. From Skype, I get intelligible audio, but it's so low you can barely hear it. How do I fix this?
  2. matthunter

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    The vag is not USB compatible. You need a dongle.
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  3. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Shaking the tree vigorously usually can do the trick.
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  4. matthunter

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    Especially if you push pineapple beforehand.
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  5. Mirah

    Mirah Powerful Vagina Energy

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    I have unplugged and plugged it back in over and over again.
  6. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    check the fuse/breaker box
  7. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    Fuck roberft you no.
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  8. Volpone

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    Butt stuff. :bergman:
  9. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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    I suggest buying a new pussy.
  10. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

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    Sounds like some sort of bug in your pussy.
  11. Mirah

    Mirah Powerful Vagina Energy

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    Should I order one off the internet or go to a big box store?
  12. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

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    If you are going to order a pussy on the internet I should recommend the Japanese as they do wonderful work with that sort of thing.
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  13. Mirah

    Mirah Powerful Vagina Energy

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    I am not sure this is what I was going for.

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  14. Mirah

    Mirah Powerful Vagina Energy

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    Maybe something more like this

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  15. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    Have affair with Dayton?
  16. Mirah

    Mirah Powerful Vagina Energy

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    I thought Dayton was a christian man who only loved his wife.

    Would that tame my pussy?
  17. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

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    Only if your pussy is secretly a donkey.
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