Hundreds of people come here looking for naked pictures of Lena Dunham

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  1. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

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    ... or, Wordforge Analytics Update.

    We now have about six months' worth of analytics data. I'll get to the sometimes-hilarious organic search referrer logs in the second post. First, here's some stuff that @John and anybody else who's dealing with the tech stuff might find useful.

    Device type
    Desktop: 67.68%
    Mobile: 25.16%
    Tablet: 7.16%

    Browser
    Chrome: 36.26%
    Firefox: 21.22%
    Safari: 19.89%
    Internet Explorer: 11.01%
    Android: 6.69%

    Operating system
    Windows: 60.6%
    iOS: 17.62%
    Android: 12.96%
    Mac OS: 5.31%
    Linux: 1.52%

    Screen resolution
    1920x1080: 13.52%
    1366x768: 11.49%
    320x480: 9.47%
    1600x900: 8.01%
    1280x1024: 4.78%
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  2. foil1212

    foil1212 Jose "Mom Fan" Alvarez Staff Member Moderator

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    What does it count as if you're on an android phone using Chrome or Firefox? Does the Android category refer only to the stock Android browser?
  3. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

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    All right ... search referrals.

    Somebody really, REALLY wanted to catch garamet in a grammar mistake
    effect garamet site:wordforge.net (910 sessions)

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    I assume this means Helen isn't on their list, though
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    Well, maybe this guy's list
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  4. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    LOL @ volponing.
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  5. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

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    It looks to me like it only refers to the stock Android browser, because for any given time period, the number of visitors whose OS is listed as Android is about double the number of visitors whose browser is listed as Android Browser.

    Since I don't see other versions of Chrome, Firefox, etc., in the browser list, I'm guessing Google isn't distinguishing between the mobile and desktop versions within the category.
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    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    I feel let down. Where are all the pics of Katy Perry getting titty fucked?
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  7. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

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    Now that this thread is public, we're probably SEO'd like crazy for every Lena Dunham search term there is.
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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Ha! That was me!

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    Faceman Negative Creep

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    The bronies one was me.
  10. K.

    K. Sober

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    Thank you for that! Are these by visit, site hit, or user?
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    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    You'll have to ask @Packard, @Oxmyx, or @Aurora about that one. [edit ]Actually, IIRC that's pretty much just a Bavarian thing, so I'm pretty sure it was just Packard looking it up.
  12. K.

    K. Sober

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    Very much an Austrian thing as well; but as these things go, it's only really a fantasy outside of Bavaria and Austria.
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    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    So...uh...I guess I've got a secret admirer...?
    :calli: :shock: :shep: :wtf: :yuck:
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  14. Aurora

    Aurora VincerĂ²!

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    There was actually a wave of soft porn movies in the 70s on the topic. It's impossible to translate some of the titles :lol:
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    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Only if you do sailor-girl porn and someone with a broken "l" key searched for you.

    Which brings to mind this question: If people find worforge because of searching for nautical tranny upskirt photos is that my fault for this post or is it fair to lay the blame on Volpone? :bergman:

    ;)
  16. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

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    The real question is, just how desperate does a person have to be to set up a Google alert looking for @garamet grammar mistakes?
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  17. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Wow. Flashy's even more obsessed than I thought. :lol:
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