I’m surfing WF from Kapalua beach

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  1. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    Come get me WF. I have a clock on this beach chair.

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    Also die in a fire...um...all of you!
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  2. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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  3. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Is your wife the hippo in the water?
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  4. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    i'm the lady who doesn't know how to snorkel

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  5. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    So insanely jealous! :sob:
  6. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    I don’t know any of those people aside from the legs in the foreground. Wish I knew the chick in the thong paddle boarding though.
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    How unfortunate for you.
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    Rimjob Bob They call me Hard Bob, and you know why?

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    A beach in Hawaii. Now there's lack of imagination.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Stallion Team Euro!

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    Given the volcanic eruptions lastnight, isn't it more likely to be you who dies in a fire?
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  11. AlphaMan

    AlphaMan The North Remembers...

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    I was there last year. What island you on?
  12. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    Maui. The volcano erupted on Hawaii.
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  13. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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  14. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    Sweet. Enjoy.

    But there goes my theory that WF mainly survives because people post during working hours at their jobs because it beats doing actual work.
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  15. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Your life isn't necessarily the template for anyone else's.

    As for why anyone who lives in California would need to go to Hawai'i to find a beach... :shrug:
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  16. Federal Farmer

    Federal Farmer Anti-Federalist

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    The one good reason to live in California, Hawaii’s a short flight away.
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  17. AlphaMan

    AlphaMan The North Remembers...

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    I was on Oahu. Going to try Maui next year and hopefully I'll get to the Big Island and take a tour of the volcano. I hear the helicopter rides over it are amazing!
  18. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    And California has 900 miles of coastline. Now, some of it's rocky prominences, a helluva a lot of it is "privatized" beachfront :brood:, but there are still plenty of options for lying on a beach. "Surfin' USA" was not written about Hawai'i.

    I can certainly understand someone from Nebraska or Oregon/Washington needing to escape, but...YMMV.
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  19. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    While I agree California beaches are better (and fewer obnoxious tourists than Hawaii), you have to keep in mind that it's not the entire 900 miles of coastline that makes for good beaches, at least for traditional "sun and fun", surfing, and swimming. The good beaches stretch from San Diego up to around Santa Cruz and maybe San Francisco. So maybe about 500-600 miles.

    Don't get me wrong, I love the stretch of coast from Bodega Bay up to Oregon, but those beaches (most of which are just cliffs) are not conducive to much swimming, save for a few weeks out of the year.
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  20. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    Better water. Fish and turtles are right here at the beach. Shit tons of dolphins are on the Lahaina Roads. Kalua pork.
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  21. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    Oahu was my first trip in 2006. Not in a hurry to go back. Honolulu pretty dense.

    Went to the big island and Maui on my honeymoon. The big island is pretty different and I spent a day in the town of Volcano. That was cool though probably won’t be today.

    Southwest just announced plans to fly from CA to HI this year. Four islands. Hopefully that helps fares a bit.
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  22. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    my man I can dunk some carnitas into a white russian if you really want kalua pork
  23. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Been to Oahu twice. You want beaches, try Guam. Oh my, yes.
  24. K.

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    Damn I'm a lucky man. That looks like Paradise, and yet my first thought was, I'd much rather stay here where I can continue my work.

    Perhaps pervert would be a better term than happy.
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    The food alone is worth it. Honolulu has Turtle Bay, Diamond Head and the USS Arizona museum. The snorkeling is great and Maui beaches are awesome.The problem for us on the east coast is that it's generally a fifteen hour flight with long layovers at LAX.
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  26. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Oh yeah. Last time I went to Hawaii I wound up sitting at LAX for eight hours.
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  27. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    LAX is the worst part of California; my condolences.
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  28. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Depends on which terminal you're at. There are worse domestic airports.
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    Aurora Vincerò!

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    And you got nothing better to do?
  30. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    I answered some work emails.