I feel bad for We Are Borg.

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Kommander, Sep 12, 2019 at 11:18 PM.

  1. Kommander

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    He's obviously a very miserable person. My best guess as to why is that his mom doesn't give him a big enough allowance to buy proper sex toys and he has to resort to humping a pillow.

    I started a Go Fund Me for him so he can have his very own Fleshlight. Let's give him a proper outlet for his sexual frustrations so he'll be a happier person.

    https://www.gofundme.com/f/buy-we-are-borg-a-fleshlight
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  2. Shirogayne

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    This is the type of trolling I miss on Wordforge btw :yes:

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    Nice call out thread.

    WTG WAB!
  4. Kommander

    Kommander Mostly dick play.

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    Trolling? Call out thread? I'm just trying to do something nice for someone in need.

    I would have started a Go Fund Me to hire a prostitute for him, but...

    1: Prostitution isn't exactly legal. and

    2: Incels often treat prostitutes like shit, and I don't want to be responsible if he abuses a sex worker.

    The Go Fund Me is real, by the way. If the goal is met, @We Are Borg gets a Fleshlight.
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    That's nice Baba. You know what else is nice? Neverwinter Nights Enhanced Edition. You should go play that for a while. Neverwinter isn't going to save itself from the plague and the lizardmen, you know.
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  8. Kommander

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    nofun.png

    Well, they're no fun. Sorry @We Are Borg, I tried to help you.
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  9. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey you can't spell hatred without "red hat"

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    He's Canadian... Escort services flourish here.
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  10. Kommander

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    Go Fund Me took issue with me trying to raise money for a sex toy. If it was for a prostitute they probably would have banned me and not just shut down my fundraiser.

    Their terms of service says it can't be used for sexual things, but I didn't see anything in there about not using the service to harass other people. Interesting.
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    the terrorists have won. :(
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  12. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey you can't spell hatred without "red hat"

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    a friend runs a rub n tug that's licensed as a "spa", maybe call it physical the rapy?
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    We'll probably get contacted by the RCMP for questionable fundraising practices by one of our members. Sigh.
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    @Minsc&Boo is supposed to be helping Aribeth and Fenthick find the Waterdavian creatures, but is not for some reason. If Fenthick gets executed and Aribeth turns evil it will be all your fault!
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    @Minsc&Boo go find Mankrik's wife, and don't use any online guides or ask Barrens Chat.
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  18. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    @We Are Borg is, as Yul Brynner said, "a puzzlement." He strikes me as being young[ish] - say, under 40. But he posts like a cranky old man.

    [​IMG]

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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Give it a rest, willya? I'm more of a sugar-and-cinnamon now than a ginger but, you're right - once a ginger, always a ginger.

    And I find it fascinating that WF has a greater percentage of gingers than the general population.

    What color is your hair, @Minsc&Boo? If you're not willing to reveal that much, stop risking the Wrath of the Gingers in this place. :brood: If we as a group piss you off, you'll regret it. :P
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    Sandy. Just joking you will have to play south park stick of truth one day.
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    What does South Park Stick of Truth have to do with finding the cure for the wailing death? Lord Nasher is disappointed in you.
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    Well, this is the image I used on the Go Fund Me to represent him:

    weisberg.jpg

    I found it by typing "sad fat man" into Google Images. I don't know if We Are Borg is fat in real life, but the idea was to drum up sympathy and no one likes it when a fat man is sad. I also selected this image because We Are Borg a) isn't cool enough to be covered in tattoos, and b) probably thinks tattoos are stupid and that anyone who has them is an idiot. I also felt the Dreamstime watermarks added authenticity. Anyway, this is We Are Borg until someone proves otherwise.

    I think I might start another Go Fund Me to get him a bigger bowl and a spoon. If he uses that tiny bowl he's going to spill his Corn Pops all over.
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    In doing so you violated copyrights by dreamstime and will likely incur royalty and penalty fees in addition to fines in Canada for impersonating a WKH (well known hoser).
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    Kommander Mostly dick play.

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    It's a royalty-free image, and my Dreamstime free trial includes five images. So, I properly licensed the image.

    As for impersonating a WKH, the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen can pretend they have international jurisdiction all they want, but they know they have no power over me.
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