If I were Chancellor of the Klingon High Council

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  1. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    1. Build 10% more birds of prey in preparation for attack on Federation.

    2. Ban blood wine. (My head hurts this morning.)

    3. Speed up the executions of traitors on Kronos.

    4. Stricter control of Romulan immigration to the Empire.

    More later.
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  2. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Git

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    You'd be a shit Chancellor. You'd pussify the entire Empire! Klingon knitting would become a thing.

    Still, you'd probably still have more honour than "noted" 21st Century President Dayton L. Kitchens.

    All for the moment.
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  3. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey hold my dollar beer

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    You can have my bat'leth, mek'leth, and disruptors when you pry them from my smoldering ashes!
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  4. Chad

    Chad Don't believe his lies

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    More space battles?
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  5. matthunter

    matthunter I Don't Like Mondays

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    5. Kill Worf before he gets any ideas about "honor" and "duty" in his noggin and comes at me with a bat'leth. I saw what happened to Gowron.
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  6. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Gowron would've won if he hadn't tripped.
  7. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey hold my dollar beer

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    reopen the dilithium mines on Praxis?
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  8. Teh Baba Returns

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  9. matthunter

    matthunter I Don't Like Mondays

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    If you're not mindful enough of your surroundings, you shouldn't be in a fight in the first place.
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  10. matthunter

    matthunter I Don't Like Mondays

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    That's on EVERYONE'S list.
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  11. Landos Cape

    Landos Cape Banned

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    Little Bat'leth Man Gowron just stated that the “Photon Torpedo Button is on his desk at all times. Will someone from his honorless regime please inform him that I too have a Photon Torpedo Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
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  12. Malarky

    Malarky There aren't enough redheads. Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    :chris:

    A new dual, I see.
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  13. Federal Farmer

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    Ban prune juice?
  15. NeonMosfet

    NeonMosfet Probably a Dual

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