If I Were You

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  1. K.

    K. Sober

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    ...well, basically, I'd just be ashamed of myself.

    And yet, game: Tell us what you'd do if you were the poster above.
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  2. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Ban myself :bailey:
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  3. Aurora

    Aurora Vincerò!

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    booze and cocaine. lots of cocaine.
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  4. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    When does that start?
  6. ohdeve the obvious dual

    ohdeve the obvious dual FUCK YO GRAPES!

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    Admit I'm gayer than a feather boa.
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  7. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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  8. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    If I were the poster above I'd do.........the Charleston. No wait, the Hucklebuck. Wow at the risk of triggering anyone, that's the gayest shit on the planet.
    Let me change my answer to "The Stanky Leg."

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    Spaceturkey official beverage of antifa

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    Go one a one man leather jacket rampage.
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  12. Tererun

    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Yours sucked, give someone else a chance at me.
  13. Zombie

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    Smoke meth and shoot up heroin laced with oven cleaner and glitter for that extra super high while blowing tricks in a South Beach alley while pretending to be a girl.

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  14. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    NeonMosfet Probably a Dual

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