I'll Take "Who Won't Be Here in Six Months" for $500, Alex

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    Lame thread title is lame.
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    He's already made it a year and four months. :techman:
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    Clearly, he wanted to make sure he had the last word and waited until after Connery died.
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    Well, crap. :-(
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    Bummer. I'll take lame death related Jeopardy puns for at least a week for $200, Alex.
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    80 is a good run even without cancer.

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    Edit: BTW, I'm glad he greatly exceeded the estimate I made in the thread title.
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    80 would be good. Anything past that is just diminishing returns.
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    That "Fuck 'em!" at the end is an absolute classic.
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    Based on this article, Jennings has no hope of replacing Trebeck. https://apple.news/AJLujF3IFRQqUqskKmiWXpw

    TL: DR version: Jennings friend said some things that irritated folks on Twitter. Jennings tried to defend that guy and then folks dug up some stuff that the guy had said in the past that was really racist (he made some antisemitic comments about judges) and Jennings hasn’t figured out how to respond to that properly.

    Jennings clearly isn’t ready to be a TV game show host if he hasn’t figured out how to distance himself from his friend without making himself look bad in the process.
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    Still a pussy compared to Jack Lalanne, who made it all the way to 95.


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    apples to oranges - Jack wasn't human.
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    I think that Colbert guy is on to something! :lol:
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    If he gets the gig, I'll be very disappointed if one of the questions on his first episode isn't "What is a coolant leak?"
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    Or "What is a butterfly?"