In which Wordforge discusses Federal Farmer's latest name change

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  1. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Sir, I must protest! I am NOT a dairy man!

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    I propose you change your name to Federal Farmer the Redshirt.
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  2. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    Mods please change my name to Federal Faceman.
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  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Fucking really?
    FF's whining got him a thread split?
    Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
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  4. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    It's more entertaining this way. :async:
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  5. Tererun

    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I would have to agree, badmouthing the fetus was getting in the way of badmouthing Herman.
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  6. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    I'm tempted :bergman:
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  7. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

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  8. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Sir, I must protest! I am NOT a dairy man!

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    If you whine hard enough, you might get your own thread split.
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  9. The Ghost of Crazy Horse

    The Ghost of Crazy Horse Soul Rebel

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    Tell me, what exactly am I whining about?
  10. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    *Looks at your latest neg spree*

    Christ, what AREN'T you?
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  11. Raoul the Red Shirt

    Raoul the Red Shirt Professional bullseye

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    Any idea why he was "Federal Farmer" before? What's that even mean?
  12. The Ghost of Crazy Horse

    The Ghost of Crazy Horse Soul Rebel

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  13. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Someone from the Federalist Papers.
    Conservatives are obsessed with the Federalist Papers the way Sovereign Citizens are obsessed with Maritime Law, in that they're both looking for an angle to ret-con the country.
    It's the only way they can win an argument at this point.
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  14. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Sir, I must protest! I am NOT a dairy man!

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    Wow, it's shocking how well that actually fits you. The man most commonly thought to be Federal Farmer was Melancton Smith:

    On Feb. 11, 1777, he became one of three members of a Dutchess County commission for "inquiring into, detecting and defeating all conspiracies ... against the liberties of America;"
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  15. Useful Idiot

    Useful Idiot Fresh Meat

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    I think a better name change would have been "International Harvester." Or is that too globalistic?
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  16. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Damn. I was hoping it was Richard Henry Lee, just for the entertainment value:

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  17. The Ghost of Crazy Horse

    The Ghost of Crazy Horse Soul Rebel

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    What kind of bullshit is this?
  18. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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  19. Raoul the Red Shirt

    Raoul the Red Shirt Professional bullseye

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    If you're going to look at Revolutionary War-era people named Lee, might I recommend a certain Charles?

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  20. The Ghost of Crazy Horse

    The Ghost of Crazy Horse Soul Rebel

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  21. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey you can't spell hatred without "red hat"

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    I caught it at the start...

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  22. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    Change your SN so people know you...at all. #mrirrelevant
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  23. Kommander

    Kommander Substitute Conservative

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    I don't care about this thread or anything going on here, but I want attention and don't feel like doing anything constructive to earn it, so I posted in it.

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  24. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Have an trophy :bergman:
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  25. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey you can't spell hatred without "red hat"

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    wouldn't "rational" mean you posting in the "introduce yourself" forum?
    I know.. a libertardian accepting the notion of public obligation is pure fantasy, but the the point stands.
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  26. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    naw, when I see a new name with thousands of posts I check the help desk thread to figure out who is whom (who?).

    That still doesn't answer the question of who is using his account.
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  27. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Rey of sunshine

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  28. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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  29. The Ghost of Crazy Horse

    The Ghost of Crazy Horse Soul Rebel

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    An introduction implies that I'm new here. I'm not. All you have to do is click my name and see that I've been a member since 2013. That would prompt me to then see some of my recent posts. Since you post here frequently enough, you should have a fair guess as to who I am. If you still can't figure it out, then check the help desk. I know asking a liberal to trust logic over feelings is a fantasy, but my point still stands.
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  30. The Ghost of Crazy Horse

    The Ghost of Crazy Horse Soul Rebel

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    I didn't start it.:shrug: