Discussion in 'Techforge' started by The Night Funky, Aug 12, 2019.
Minus the anal probe.
If this uses vacuum to whooshh the fish, won't it damage their gills and other vascular structures?
So this fish, right? Steelhead salmon, fucker's the school clown. Anyway, the class is swimming down the river, and this idiot's just swimming around and giving his mates a hard time, and they're generally sick of his shit. Even the moray eels are appalled.
Anyway, one day, the current seems to be slowing, the water getting deeper.
So this salmon swims ahead real quick like, and snacks into a giant concrete wall. Dazed, he drifts into a current pulling him into a portal as the rest of the school shows up.
Desperate, he calls, "Dam! This sucks!"
because this is not the Red Room I will not make a joke involving "sucking" and "trouser trout" "boxer bass" nor "pants perch". I just won't do that!
No, but the opening is oddly attractive.
After careful consideration, the fish are swimming upstream to spawn and die. Most will die before they make it bashing their heads on rocks. A waterslide to their just reward seems fitting. The gill concern is moot.
Is it not just me who saw a giant sex toy then?
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