Jackass 4: Jackass in Space

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  1. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    So these guys are 50 years old now and figured let's sacrifice whatever comfortable living we have left in our lives, make a few more million and beat the shit out of ourselves one more time before we ride off into the sunset:



    Personally I can't believe I still find these guys hilarious, but I do. I remember watching them on MTV when they first came out, seems like a lifetime ago

    It is pretty remarkable these guys are millionaires many times over just for doing stupid shit, injuring themselves pretty severely and filming it. Lot of pretenders have come out since, but these guys are the OGs

    They've done a ton of funny things though. The Rental Car Derby is one of the best:

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  2. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    There is something about the way that Johnny Knoxville laughs that makes me laugh.
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  3. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    :loltears: :loltears: :loltears: :loltears: :loltears: :loltears: :loltears: :loltears: :loltears:

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    This alone was enough for me to want to see the movie. I'm near or around the same age as some of these guys, and just knowing what makes me hurt now compared to when the first movie came out, I don't know how they can still do that shit.
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  4. Tererun

    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    My parents took us on multiple blood filled adventure in Action Park when we were kids. Look it up, it is the most dangerous water park ever, and we were there during the prime and loved every minute. Fucking wussbag knoxville and the jackass guys were too chicken shit to do the real rides in that place. Fuck you Jackass and CKY people, we did that shit in our teens and we did not have any safety people standing by. We had drunk ass teenage lifeguards who just laughed as you died. Watching the jackass guys puss out on the real action park rides was just fucking pathetic and sad. I waited for the jackass people to do action park and fuck them I am glad i pirated that shit.

    I played with the good old explosives called fireworks when you could easily buy the good shit. Not the wussy ass shit they have today. I played out in the woods and on farms with broken glass, wild animals, and sticks. We used to hang out of the window of my car speeding along beating mailboxes, shooting paintball guns, and throwing fireworks. I have friends who would snort random substances from their drug stealing police officer parents hoping it was cocaine.

    I watched my best friend tattoo a smiley face to the tip of his penis jailhouse style, and then staple his nutsack and smash his dick in a door repeatedly because it was making us laugh. My friends used to kill themselves skateboarding without cameras for the fun of it. I played multiple games of dodge rock and red ass with lacross balls. We make backyard pro-wrestling videos with real blood and broken bones. I tucked to crossdress using duct tape multiple times FFS, and the number of peircings I have done on myself and friends is uncountable.

    The only thing interesting about jackass was we realized someone made money off the things we did. I saw most of that shit in person with my fucked up friends, and then jackass came along. Our playgrounds at school were jagged twisted metal, splinter filled wood made from old telephone poles, broken concrete, rocks, and dirt. We did not have safety railings, wood chip coverings, sand, or any sort of safety regulations. I put a staple through my thumb in 5th grade and all the teacher did was send me to the nurse. He was the one who told me to fill the stapler to begin with.

    Watching jackass for us was all about remembering when we actually did that shit. If I want to do the Over the Hill Jackass thing I will go visit NY and look up my surviving friends, get liquored up, and see if we can finish the job we started way back then. I can't feel my fucking feet anymore, so get the fucking railroad spike and a hammer, I go first.
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  5. Federal Farmer

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    I’ll always have love for Jackass.
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  6. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    That opening guitar riff, man.
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  7. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    I liked the show better when it was called "Ow, My Balls!"

  8. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne 1/06 Was An Inside Job Formerly Important

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    Man, Seeing Knoxville with grey hair really made me feel old for a moment :( :lol:

    That said, the movie looks great. I may actually step into a theater for that one :yes:
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