Jeff Bezos gets divorced

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  1. Fruitloop

    Fruitloop Gubmint Mafiosa

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    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46814557

    If I were the richest man in the world, do you think I'd be tied down to just one pussy? Hell to the fuck no.

    I'm poor and I can barely manage that now. :ramen:

    :dayton:

    :dayton: :dayton:

    Yeah, it's cordial because everyone's still gonna be a billionaire.

    Enjoy banging supermodels the rest of your life, motherfucker. Be smarter about it than Trump and wear a condom.
  2. Ten Lubak

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    Every billionaire in the world is watching this one closely
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  3. Federal Farmer

    Federal Farmer Screw You Guys, I’m Going Home

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    Sounds like someone needs to go to jelly school.
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  4. Fruitloop

    Fruitloop Gubmint Mafiosa

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  5. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    You can barely manage just one woman? Speaks volumes.
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  6. K.

    K. Sober

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    25 years aren't half bad. And my own ex remains one of my best friends. Good on these two if they can say the same. I see no cause for all the hating.
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  7. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    If you're going to remain best friends then what's the point of getting divorced anyway?
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  8. K.

    K. Sober

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    If we hadn't separated, we wouldn't be friends so much today as two battered corpses found with our hands around each others' necks.
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  9. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Not having to deal with what one of my divorced friends called "the Death of a Thousand Cuts." :bergman:
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  10. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    So you have no problems being "best friends" with someone who is a massive physical threat to you if in your presence for any length of time?

    How much sense does that make?
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  11. K.

    K. Sober

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    You haven't spent a lot of time around humans, have you?
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  12. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Sheithforge Formerly Important

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    Really, Dayton?

    Seriously?
    :marathon:
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  13. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    Just wanted to point out that it is entirely possible to be both married and non-monogamous. Sex is a silly thing to break a marriage over*.

    *breaking trust is a separate issue. I’m only talking about sex.
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  14. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Tell us again, who slapped their wife?
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  15. Fruitloop

    Fruitloop Gubmint Mafiosa

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    You're preaching to the choir on this one, bruh. But good luck finding a woman who's cool with an open marriage.
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  16. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed

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  17. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Be reasonable Ed. Me slapping someone hardly makes me a physical threat.
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  18. Federal Farmer

    Federal Farmer Screw You Guys, I’m Going Home

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    I am friendly with my ex, but not best friends. Of course it took time and healing to get to that point. I too once believed that if we hadn’t separated, it would not have ended well. The fact that Dayton can’t understand that is not surprising, but yet I’m still curious as to how much human interaction he has.
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  19. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Not if I can help it. Though I have been to parties from time to time.
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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Yet you've bragged about the times you've assaulted people physically. And how you depend on your physical appearance to make others afraid of you.
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  21. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Yes, but looking ugly requires no special physical skills.

    You of all people should know that.
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  22. Paladin

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    She's going to be extremely wealthy.



    Anyone got her number? :diacanu:
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    (checks to make sure it's not NotDayton...okay...)

    Slapping someone is sorta the epitome of a physical threat.
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  24. Fruitloop

    Fruitloop Gubmint Mafiosa

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    Fucking gold digger. :jayzus:
  25. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    Well.... :unsure:

    :D

    You might be surprised. Of course it helps if you aren’t a toxic asshole just looking to get laid more, but there are quite a few folks out there that don’t subscribe to monogamy. From swinging, to open marriage to polyamory there is a wide range.

    I feel it worthwhile to point out that MOST relationships are non-monogamous. It’s just that in some cases it is through the consent of both partners.
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  26. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    If they split it equally they’ll be tied for the 4th richest people in the world. She’ll be by an order of magnitude the richest woman.

    Probably have a bit of competition. :lol:
  27. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    I have no range of experience with relationships with women. I freely admit this. I dated one woman, kissed one woman, married one woman, had sex with one woman...first times in that order in my entire life so you can regard my opinion however you wish.

    But to me, if two people can still be friends after divorcing then they gave up on the marriage too soon. They abandoned it while it still had some good left in it. Good that they could've used as a foundation to rebuild their marriage. To me this smacks of a habit too many Americans have regarding among other things their closest relationships, expecting (and being disappointed) when things are "not perfect" when they could be just about as happy as long as things are "good". Americans expect waaaaayyy too much out of their marriages.
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  28. Tuttle

    Tuttle Khaaaaaaaaaaann !!!

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    I figure you made that up, but if true, it doesn't portend well for America's future.

    There's a high correlation with higher wealth/greater success and having strong connections with 2-parent family, church and military organizations.
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  29. Ten Lubak

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    Really? Interesting. How do you rate that?
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