Laurence Fishburne's Daughter Will SUCK COCK on Camera!!!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Megatron, Jul 31, 2010.

  1. Megatron

    Megatron DECEPTICONS! ATTACK!!

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    I Wonder How Her Dad Feels About It

    She's 19.. born in 1991.. and wants to be famous by appearing in porn.. an industry that chews and spits out girls by the dozens every year.

    Starting out life/career as a true pornstar and not a stolen-sex-tape thingy... how great must her parents feel right now..

    :ohboy:
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  2. skinofevil

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    Yet another celebrity spawn turns trash. This isn't even surprising, let alone controversial. Where's the Red Room factor here, exactly?

    Never mind, Skin will handle this:

    Get fucked, Tasvir, you one-armed fundie FREAK! :tasvir:

    There ya go. Carry on.
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  3. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    I wonder if we'll "see how deep the rabbit-hole goes"?



    :?:
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    :doh:


    You never admit you released the tape on purpose.
  5. Clyde

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    Kim Kardashian as a role model? :unsure:
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  6. 14thDoctor

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    Well, she's a celebrity only because of the sex tape, and making a shitload of money off that celebrity.


    There are worse things to aspire to, if you're reasonably attractive and have no other marketable skills.
  7. Marso

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    Jeez. She looks like her Dad! Who's gonna want to watch it? :vomit:
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  8. Tamar Garish

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    This.

    Her plan isn't going to work. The main draw of those vapid sex-tapes is that people are getting to see something illicit that the celebrity didn't want getting out.

    Just making an adult movie is just two more tits in a sea of free and easy internet porn. No one will care except maybe die-hard Fishburne fans...and even then that won't be many of what's left of them.

    I predict a massive :fail: for Ms. Montana Fishburne.
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  9. Caboose

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    Dad sure must be proud! :yes:
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    She sounds like sexual act - say "hey baby, you wanna try the montana fishburne?" in a Quagmire voice...

    It would probably involve a sink plunger, grease, nipple clamps and a car battery.
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  11. Dr. Drake Ramoray

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    Indeed.

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    Jasmine Byrne sure ain't lookin' over her shoulder worrying about this chick making off with her fan base, just to name one of the many actually, y'know, hot chicks in the adult industry that any male with so much as one red blood cell would prefer to watch on video.


    Edited: To add the do not want doggie, who expresses my feelings on this subject far more eloquently than my mere musing ever could.
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  12. Clyde

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    She has a sex tape? Why didn't anyone tell me? :mad:

    Yeah, though I tend to be a tad skeptical about any career plan that includes releasing a porno when you're nineteen.
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  13. oldfella1962

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    :nooo::backaway:

    Anyway, I know who will be in it with her. Think about it......he has to be in 100 movies a year by Federal Mandate......SAMUEL JACKSON!
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    Does the ol' golf course saying apply here?

    Your worst day filming getting fucked in the ass for cash beats your best day working?

    :unsure:
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    She is not very attractive IMO.
    Having said this, VIVID does have their act together.

    In the 90's VIVID had Jill Kelly, Kobe Tai, Chasey Lain, Jenna Jameson, Racquel Darrian, etc.
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    To bad she isn't cute or else I might have actually downloaded her movie.
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  17. AlphaMan

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    Is this Fishburne's daughter with FireFly's Gina Torres?

    It sounds like someone has Daddy issues. :(
  18. Forbin

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    I don't think he and Gina have been together long enough to have a 19-year-old, but I could be wrong.

    It's scary that she looks JUST like him!
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    I'd do her. :bailey:
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  20. Megatron

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    Nope, she is with his first wife. Gina Torres is his second wife.
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  23. Megatron

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    Question for the Fathers here at WF (specially if you have daughters):

    What are your feelings about this? If you were Laurence right now what would your reaction be?
  24. El Chup

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    Just a bit of armless fun.
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    I'd go all Mel Gibson on her ass. :bailey:
  26. Megatron

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    That is understandable but of course knowing she's an "adult" now, how would you possibly be able to stop or do anything about it because she (or he if its a son) is over 18?
  27. Megatron

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    Excuse me?
  28. El Chup

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    Why? have you farted?
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    Eww. She looks like a dude, and an ugly one at that.