Margaret's dreams realized? Legal manwhore open for business

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by The Flashlight, Feb 1, 2010.

  1. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/legal-male-prostitute-talks-shop/story?id=9718157&page=1

    Poor Margaret....Lord knows Subcommander Tal's days in the Star Empire are far behind him. It takes a while to initialize that Romulan Bird of Prey's warp core. Perhaps she and T'Bonz can take this youngster for a spin and teach him a trick or two. :hottub:
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  2. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Listen here, Jack

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    He's kind of a butterface.
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  3. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    Not always true. But the thing is, the women who just want a NSA fuck don't have to spend anything to get one.
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  4. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    Another job Flashlight is totally unqualified for....
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  5. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Totally unattractive, IMO. :yuck:

    I imagine his body got him the job though:

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    Though, personally, I wouldn't touch him let alone pay for him.
  6. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Yes, because all my life I've aspired to prostitution. :lol:
  7. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Good grief....Jack Donner, DOB 10/29/28, age 86. I definitely think sexual frustration explains a lot of Garamet's behavior. That, and being homebound (remember, she doesn't drive for reasons she won't reveal).

    Seems ole' Jack has a thing for Margaret's......

    Margaret Markov (aka Margaret Damon), married to Jack Donner 1970-1973.

    Jack really traded down from the first one....

    margaretmarkov.jpg
  8. Margaret

    Margaret Pearl of Great Price

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    So @The Flashlight is stalking two women on this board.

    Maybe Josh Duggar can lend him one of his rejects.

    Or TLS can lend him one of JohnM's blow-up dolls.

    It's a shame Dr. Huxtable persuaded him to molest his sister, but clearly that's where it all began.

    Poor Flashy. :(
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  9. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Bear sighting!
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  10. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    "Aspired to"?
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  11. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

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    Well, I guess garamet must have rejected Flashy's 87th marriage proposal today. :shrug:
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  12. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Check the date stamp.
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  13. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    If you have a time machine.
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  14. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    First of all, there's no apostrophe.

    Secondly, Margaret Markov is the same age I am, you sad little dweeb. That photo's over 40 years old. Is that the best you can do? :no:

    Why are you so miserable?

    Tell you what: See if Netflix has Black Mama, White Mama. That was the pinnacle of Markov's career. Seems like your kind of flick.
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  15. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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  16. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne 1/06 Was An Inside Job Formerly Important

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    But does he swallow eat the taco?

    It's important! :techman:
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  17. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    Well this guy has some stiff competition (no pun intended).
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  18. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Think I'll go back and see about reviving some of my threads from half a decade ago.
  19. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    For example Selena Gomez' special fish taco? :wub:
  20. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Nazi, Far-Right Whackaloon

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    If he wants to sell himself and can find people to buy him, that's his business, IMHO. The State needs to stay out of this shit. (Pathetic though it is)
  21. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne 1/06 Was An Inside Job Formerly Important

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    If whoring was legal, there would be far fewer Johns and less need for a middleman, and the chick takes more of her money home.

    :clyde:

    If those Cathouse clips on HBO are true,many of those chicks at the Nevada bunny ranch are well educated but really just enjoy sex enough to get paid to bone.
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  22. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Asslight seems fascinated by this man's story. Maybe he can add a third "career" to his résumé.
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  23. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Does it ever bother you that Jack used to dip his wick in another Margaret that was about, oh.....1000x hotter than you could have ever dreamed of being? When he coughs out "Margaret" during Viagra-enabled sex, do you ever suspect it isn't you he's referencing? :)
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  24. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    It is rather pathetic, but there are so many other things you could do instead.
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  25. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    I'm glad we've now dropped all pretenses and I can proceed to simply fabricating your dialogue. That will be much easier than waiting for you to provide something useful & coherent. :)
  26. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Is there any doubt in anyone's mind that Fleshlight shot his load, and licked his sticky hand clean after post #23?

    No?

    Didn't think so.

    All right, moving on...
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  27. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    That's because his Mom didn't wash his "special" socks. Yanno, the crusty ones he hides behind the laundry hamper so he can pretend they aren't his, DNA evidence notwithstanding...
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  28. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

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    While watching the Star Trek IV DVD extras for the 10,000th time and rubbing a well-worn copy of Catalyst of Sorrows against his cheek, most likely.
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  29. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Would someone on staff like to change the thread title to "Flashlight starts thread #14 trolling the same poster"? Or some variation on that. :shrug:
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  30. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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