Marso teh fuckin' whiskey thread

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Marso, Feb 21, 2019.

  1. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    A rare re-appearance. At home, watchin' Hawaii Five-O, bored, and drinking whiskey. No incoherence here. No politics, just raw truth. Post what you want in here, or ask me what I think about whatever. If I catch the question before I punk out for the night, you'll get an honest answer. A few of you are on ignore and will find my lack of response bewildering- don't take it personally.
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  2. Lilac

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    what do you suggest if one enjoys whiskey but avoids it because it causes heartburn?
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    Trying to think of a question to ask a drunk imbecile.

    can you please go piss on the nearest person to you?
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    matthunter Good enough

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    A merciful death.
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  5. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

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    I guess he passed out.

    Hey @Dinner you have competition.
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  6. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Sheithforge Formerly Important

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    Marso's always made these threads in the past. It's kinda like Teh Baba threads, but readable :borg:
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  7. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

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    Interesting. Has anyone else noticed how @Marso bleeds into @Tuttle ?
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    Lansoprazole
  9. spot261

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  10. His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge

    His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip

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    But enough of about their dangerous sex life.
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  11. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    These threads make me wish I drank.
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  12. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    I shouldn't have bothered. I think I went to bed about ten minutes after the OP. :P
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  13. Chad Kardashian

    Chad Kardashian Don't believe his lies

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    Next time run a hose from your car exhaust straight into your HVAC and leave your car engine running. Gets you drunk much faster.
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    Paladin Overjoyed

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    Well, @Marso, you're clearly doing something right. :diacanu:
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    You're getting old, Clegane. :diacanu:
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    geshundheit
  17. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    I'm having a nice, refreshing glass of ice water. Oh, and I'm not wearing any pants. You're welcome for the mental image. :bergman:
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Pics or it didn't happen. ;)
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    Would Dayton survive the night's watch?
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    elwood is playing third witcher game naked it's got breast physics.
  22. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Excuse me; I'm easily amused. :P
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  23. Chad Kardashian

    Chad Kardashian Don't believe his lies

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    Ice doesn't exist in Alabama
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  24. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    I have switched to iced tea sweetened with splenda.

    My Friday nights are a thrill per minute. :bergman:
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  25. Tererun

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    Not to terribly surprising to find two scumbags like yourselves getting along. @Dinner needs some new friends, perhaps you can help him out.

    So does this mean I get to kick noodles and useless around for a while?
  26. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Sunday night, wife has the flu, and I'm up late tending the home fires and not feeling tired.

    Moderate amounts of whiskey may be involved- I'm confident of my chances against the flu.

    Questions, philosophy, the meaning of life. Entertain me, you retarded wordforge monkeys, and I might entertain you back. Or I might go to bed in the next ten minutes.
  27. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Gave you guys a whole hour this time... L is for Loser, my bitches...
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    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Time's up? :unsure:
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    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    The original or the remake of 5-0?
  30. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    How noble of you to fall asleep drunk - again - instead of asking your wife "Honey, do you need anything?"

    That would be my definition of a loser.

    It's obvious nobody cares what you think about anything, drunk or sober.

    Go snuggle up with @Tuttle. He ain't got nobody else.