Matt Gaetz Allegedly Under Investigation for Underage Sex

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    Why am I not surprised?
    Oh, and when a politician says that they're not resigning? They're almost certainly going to resign soon.
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    That's usually just before "somebody" explains the facts of life to them.
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    Michael Cohen could have told him that loyalty, where Trump is concerned, is a one-way street.
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    Of course, he didn't do anything wrong, but he was looking for a pardon because...reasons.... :discuss:
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    Oh, this oughta be good...

    Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz is expected to speak at a “Women for America First” gala in the Sunshine State this Friday as he remains under fire over allegations that he paid for sex with an underage girl.
    Gaetz, who vehemently denies the shocking allegations, will be the keynote speaker at the “Save America Summit,” which will take place at former President Donald Trump’s golf club in Doral this week, the Women for America First group said Tuesday.
    “Rep Matt Gaetz has been a fearless leader in DC. Few members of Congress have been more willing than Matt to stand up & fight on behalf of President Trump & his America First Agenda,” the group tweeted. “We are honored.”
    Gaetz returned the favor, tweeting back at the group: “Thank you to ‘Women for America First’ for the invitation to share my vision for our great nation.”
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    So that is the male WASP over women's rights to their body movement. Sure, I guess if you want to put white american males over women then Matt is your rapist.

    Seriously, given the host and guests is trumpalago setting up rape rooms for welcoming republican women? Do the men get to smack you when you speak like the bible says? Can they poison you when you get pregnant like the bible says is the proper way to abort if the man choses to?

    Well, since I am currently not going down near the WPB airport anymore I won't be running into that many people. It has been over a year since I have been to roosters and Ft. Dicks so I guess I won't see any of Trumps buddies cruising grindr for dates. If I had my shots I might consider going to the clubs for a little blackmail.
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    Plenty of people will take being second in the pecking order as long as they can continue to perceive someone else as being lower than them.
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    Well, considering every WASP male is better than any woman according to the bible, and there seem to be more republican men than women, wouldn't that put them in the lower fifty percent?
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    I think it's about time to put that boy on suicide watch. :corn:
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    How is this pervert still a member of Congress? Fuck.
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    Remember when Dems cancelled Al Franken for grabbing a boob during a comedy sketch?
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    Yes. He voluntarily resigned. Like he didn't even try and defend himself. It's almost as if Republicans are professional grifters....
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    I would love to give that guy an introductory lesson... *ooops....did that hurt? It looked very painful...* :diablo:
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    Another rat jumping overboard.
    A second staffer for Rep. Matt Gaetz (R), resigned late last week amid allegations that the Florida congressman engaged in sex trafficking and sex with a minor, The New York Times reported Thursday.
    Murphy's departure comes behind Luke Ball, the congressman's former communications chief, who left the Republican's team just days earlier.
    Murphy's exit was due to his desire to work on serious legislation, not speculation about his boss, colleagues told the Times.

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