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  1. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

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    Our single highest-traffic day in the past six months was Monday, June 16, apparently due to this Diacanu thread about Deepak Chopra doing very well on Twitter.

    Some of the top search referral terms in the last six monthswere:
    - got time fuddet (512), leading to a couple of Castle posts.
    - why is wordforge's enlisted person such a dumbass? (272, all from June 2 to July 14).
    - latina ass (33)
    - dayton3 chicken coop (29, over five days in July)

    There are the usual searches for Lena Dunham, Alison Doody, Vanessa Hudgen, Amy Pond and other female celebrities naked, and, of course, titfucking Katy Perry. And a busty brunette in lingerie.

    Other oddball searches:
    - anime is for faggots (3)
    - hitler with children (3)
    - rape wab (3) (swab? or is somebody having weird fantasies about We Are Borg?)
    - how to make big boobs girl (2) (is this a girl who wants to increase her bustline? or a guy who's looking to create a person, possibly in a test tube or something?)
    - what porn star did a cop pull over have sex with a and get fired (2)
    - aa is a crock of shit (1)
    - all pornactres nude photo (1) (not just one actress, ALL of them!)
    - amber alert stupid
    - american slut
    - amputation rabies
    - babes 16year
    - becauseofobamacareiswifewifeofhusbandsinsurancesnoteligable? (clearly this person was concerned that their insurance policy might not cover spacebar-related injuries)
    - bing search history won't delete (perhaps the same person who was looking for 16-year-old babes?)
    - bolted on tits dd (the person who wanted to know how to make big boobs girl might want to try this strategy)
    -brannon braga douchebag
    - can can upskirt (that's a weirdly specific fetish)
    - catholics multiply like rats
    - competitive endurance tickling
    - does picard really lust for luxwana
    - george takei is a faggot
    - little boy look up little boy ass (better get on that thing about clearing your Bing search history pretty soon)
    - naked womantebonz (maybe T'Bonz has an admirer who can't spell?)
    - nobody talking donald sterling being a jew
    - sexual assualts swept unfer the rug for fear if being labeled racist
    - sexy furry squirrel getting fucked
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  2. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne 1/06 Was An Inside Job Formerly Important

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    Obviously, this place needs more posts of Hitler with Children :yes:

    #80sSitcomTitle
  3. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    Actually, it was called, "Heil Honey, I'm Home!" It didn't turn out well.
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  4. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne 1/06 Was An Inside Job Formerly Important

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    :lol:

    I saw someone review that show--all one episodes, that somehow got a DVD release. :wtf:
  5. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

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    :soma:

    What the hell?

  6. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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  7. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I figure half of those were done by a drunk John Castle.
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