New social media challenge

I could totally take our Joan Rivers. Carol Burnett might give me a run for my money. But, I'm not going any where near Yoko Ono.


https://kluv.radio.com/blogs/miles-...nge-pick-celeb-thats-31-years-older-you-fight

Pat Sajak. Fuck that guy.

She'd have to be a zombie in order to fight.

I think Samuel L. Jackson would beat me senseless.

But unless she was cremated, her plastic surgeries live on.

lol. I did not check to see if any of them are alive. But, ... this just would ensure I win!

Nah, he'd just give you a hug.

Motherfucker.

So, I googled celebrities born in 95 - 31 years younger than me, and ... I've no idea who any of those people are. Also ... when did "you tube stars" become celebrities?

Betty white, because I am in good need of an ass kicking by an old lady.

do they have to be entertainers? because if not, I can take a pop at Bernie Madoff.

Elsewise, I'm fighting Tommy Chong.

you are not 67 years old. @Tererun

Nah, the guy's a cripple!

He's such an asshole. Racist pig.

Betty's older than my mother, but if you really feel you need an ass-kicking

Hmm, I'm 36 so [math in the Red Room redacted] my target is 67.

Very well, I hereby challenge Valdimir Putin to a duel.

Either way the fight goes, I win. Either I was the guy who was brave enough to fight Putin, or the guy who kicked Putin's ass.

If I picked, say, Louie Anderson, then I'd be the asshole who beat up Louie Anderson, or the dipshit who lost a fight to Louie Anderson.

Looks like Putin and Mayweather are on my list, gonna have to pass there.

On the upside, Jeb Bush also qualifies.

That mf better start clapping.

I've had "The Winner" in my head the last couple of days, so if I don't get to "fight" Bobby Bare I'm not interested.

I'm Putin myself on the 36 roster as well.

It has to be someone exactly that much older than you?

That would require math and this is the red room. I was informed that this was a math free environment.

I blame @Amaris for this.

Actually, I think it was Muad dib who came up with that rule - and strictly enforced it.

"Enforced it" in the same sense that the federal government enforces the rules against using marijuana.

I used to post the most mathematical stuff I could find, just to annoy him...