News to Ruin the Sex Life of Many a WFer!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Tuckerfan, Nov 10, 2011.

  1. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    Bestiality causes penis cancer, it seems.
    (bolding mine)

    I'd have thought chicken fucking was something which only happened in South Park.
  2. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    I've told this story before, but one of the funniest police reports I've ever read involved a traffic stop where the officer pulled a car over because it had been weaving in traffic. When he approached the driver's door, he noticed that the guy wasn't wearing any pants. Further inspection revealed blood and feathers on the guy's leg and crotch areas. Even further inspection revealed a dead chicken lying on the passenger side floorboard.

    It was written in police report "copspeak" and was so funny I had to sit down to read it because I was laughing so hard.

    I wish I had a copy of it. :lol:
  3. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    I'd suggest that men who don't have penile cancer are much less likely to report any bestiality they engage in because they're not worried about telling doctors everything the doctors might possibly need to know to treat the cancer. When you're being treated for penile cancer and a doctor asks you whether and how frequently you've performed some bizarre sex act, you're much more likely to answer with an honest "yes" than the guy who isn't worried about his pecker falling off.
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  5. Llumnissa

    Llumnissa Stupid people are still stupid....

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    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    So the moral of the story is...if you're gonna have sex with animals, use a condom...? :unsure:
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  9. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    So, if your chicken gives you peener cancer, does that mean the slut's been sleeping around? :unsure:
  10. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Mimimimimi mimimi!!

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    :wtf:

    The mechanics of fucking a chicken are a gap in my knowledge I'm happy to maintain.
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  11. Starchaser

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