Nice Bagel You've Got There, Be a Shame if Something Happened to It

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  1. The Night Funky

    The Night Funky BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    Robert de Niro muscles in on the bagel business.

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  2. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    The pre-scliced concept appeals to me (sick of people trying to sell me "bagel slicers," which are really just fancy forks), but unless you've got a gluten-free variety, Bobby, fuggedabout. :P
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    You're a glutard!

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  4. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    I wasn't always. Used to be able to eat anything I wanted, but times change. Give me a slice of rye bread and I'll blow up like a balloon. Same with egg yolks (not the white, just the yolks) and a single shrimp will send me to the ER with anaphylaxsis.*

    It ain't funny when it happens to you.

    *I picture :blink: sending me a dozen prawns on ice Just Because.

    Now, cue the Usual Assholes making comments about my age, even though food sensitivities can attack at any age.
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  5. steve2^4

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    O'Doughs makes some passable GF bagels in the health food freezers (but only if you're into toasting them).

    (glutard since 2005, celiac since forever)
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    So if I sent you an edible flower arrangement that would be attempted murder.