Oh Boy, I Found the Perfect Mug! :)

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Shirogayne, Apr 17, 2019.

  1. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Sheithforge Formerly Important

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  2. Paladin

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    Silly.








    White privilege means never having to shed tears. :diacanu:
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  3. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Sheithforge Formerly Important

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    Until Mary Jane Watson the redhead is played by a mulatto. :weep:
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    Except she isn't Mary Jane. :shrug:
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    Tererun Magical Girl

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  6. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Mary Jane was NOT a giant white ape with a horn on its head! :brood:
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    @Forbin is old enough to remember when before it was called "weed" it was called this:

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    Mugato!!

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    GhostEcho Christian Conservative (Republican)

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    ?????????

    Oh wait, you mean...

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    matthunter Good enough

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    We're gonna need a bigger mug.
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Yes, but the name specified "White Privilege Tears," and none of them are white.

    So let's dissect it. Option 1: "White Privilege" and "Tears" are two separate things. The mug is good to go.

    Option 2: "White" and "Privilege Tears" are the bits that go together. The mug is good to go, being white with tears on it.

    Option 3: "White Privilege Tears" is all one thing, meaning the tears of white privilege. The mug is wrong, as none of the tears are white.

    And Dickynoo, note how the quotes work in my post.
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    The tears are colored as white folk are prepared to shed them without caring that they end up in just anyone's mug.

    If they were white tears they'd be weeping into bowls and then slurping that shit straight back down before you could even get a sniff of 'em.
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    Captain Conspiracy Making Frogs Gay Again

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  16. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Sheithforge Formerly Important

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    Stop nuking it, ya geek! :zod:
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