Oklahoma Man Gives Florida Man a Run for His Money

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  1. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    WTF was the guy doing with uranium?
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  2. Captain Conspiracy

    Captain Conspiracy Making Frogs Gay Again

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    * ...and the rattle snake said to the bartender, “I may be drunk, but at leassst I’m glowing.”*

    *couldn't think of the first part of the fake joke*
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  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    Did the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson possess him or what? :unsure: That is one wacky collection of "weird shit" in the same place at the same time - wow.

    side-note, I for one welcome our drunken radioactive snake overlords! :hail:
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  4. Captain Conspiracy

    Captain Conspiracy Making Frogs Gay Again

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    Just made me think of this.
  5. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

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  6. Tererun

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    The mocking of Floriduh man will not go unchallenged. I am sure at this point he is coming up with something truly deranged and unknowable.
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    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    that woman is hot! I love brunettes with long noses. :drool: Sadly I can't compete with the trifecta of reptiles, fine booze and radioactive elements. :(
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    Can you get meth? because meth "Trumps" all of that with white trash.

    Get it? trumps.

    I slay me.
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