OMG! OMG! OMG! Best free craigslist offer ever!

Discussion in 'The Green Room' started by ed629, Mar 1, 2021.

  1. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Was a little bored, thought I'd amuse myself by seeing what was for free on craigslist and found this. Technically, where I live, is zoned to allow livestock.


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    My lot size is one acre, but most of it, 3/4 is wooded, and realistically I know I don't have the time or resources to care for him properly, but damn I really want him.
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  2. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    doooo eeeeet!

    And dress like Juan Valdez.

    Just don't let the current caregiver see your avatar.
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  3. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    One would think you had all the asses you could handle right here on Wordforge.
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  4. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Beat me to it!
  5. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    Everyone could use some more free ass.
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