Penthouse Forum Letters I've Read

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  1. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    My favorite is one from 1982 where the writer and his cousin Bubba are driving a pickup truck down a country road late at night when they run into a flying saucer full of Stevie Nicks look-alikes who announce: "We are the cock-hungry nymphos from the planet Sex."

    All part of my quest to be a great professor of literature one day...
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  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    letters you've read? What a lightweight. I should list the letters I've written! :fap: But don't just take my word for it - ask Brandi (not her real name) Sierra (not her real name) Amber (not her real name) Bambi (not her real name) etc.etc.etc for all the juicy XXX details. :yes:
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  3. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    You've named each of your fingers?
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  4. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

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    Is that so odd considering the donkeys you fuck probably have names also.
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  5. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    Well played
  6. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

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    Like your skin flute.
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    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    Yes! I have a name tattoo on each finger so it really seems like I'm having wild group sex! Doesn't everybody do this? :unsure:
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