Pet Sematary remake.

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  1. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    John Lithgow is the new Jud Crandall.
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    Good casting, but I question the need for a remake.

    After all, sometimes dead...is better.

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  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Once they saw the "IT", remake work, every other studio sees dollar signs.
    How Hollywood goes.
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    I’m not sure this needs to be..um.. resurrected.
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    remakes are fine if original is missing something and can be improved on. But this is a classic and great the way it is - I don't see the need for a remake to be honest. But yes, dollars are the reason but still.....this is pathetic.
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    "Sematery"?
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    If that line isn't in every single negative review, I'll be shocked. :yes:
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    It's deliberately misspelled because the cemetary is built by children, and that's how they spelled the sign.
    Watch the movie.
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    I question the need for a movie in the first place.
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    :wtf:
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    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    you don't think the original is a classic?
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    You and I obviously have very different ideas of what a "classic" is.

    The movie sucked compared with the book.

    Which is interesting, because I enjoyed Kubrick's The Shining much better than the King novel.

    I'm odd that way.
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  13. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Oh no, The Shining is one of the scariest books I ever read - but the movie is frickin hilarious.
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    Unless you're some kind of special effects/production values fanatic (or have no imagination) most horror/science fiction books are much better than the movies based on them. For the simple reason that world building is much easier on the written page rather than onscreen.
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    The new Winston Churchill (AKA "Church")
    They found a cat who looks more like the one on the novel cover.
    Damn, he's got a great angry looking little face too!

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    Zelda. Creepy. As. Fuck.

    It will be hard to improve how creepy that bitch was.

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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Better have as the theme....

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    I always felt bad for Zelda. All she did was get spinal meningitis and have a horrible death, and yet she's played for creepiness. :sob:
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    I always thought her creepy version represented the sin of her parent's neglect.
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    Wait, what? Hilarious?!?


    My favorite re-cut Shining trailer...

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    Yes, and the warped perceptions of her young sister. But still, poor Zelda doesn't get a lot of sympathy. :(
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  24. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Don't consider it a remake, consider it another movie version of the book.
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    Yes, you're right.

    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory isn't a remake of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, it's a new take on the original material.
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    The original had an eccentric Willy Wonka, the remake had a homicidal Willy Wonka. I liked the homicidal one better.
  27. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Poster.
    Trailer tomorrow.

    [​IMG]
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  28. Diacanu

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    Poster #2.

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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    And trailer #1.

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    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Good trailer! But, ya know, good trailer doesn't mean good movie. I have hopes, tho. It IS one of his scariest books.
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