PISS BISCUITS!

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  1. John Castle

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    Well, there we run into some possible entanglements with down-the-leg action, which I'm not a big fan of. Now, as I understand it, there's a strange correlation between being a liberal and enjoyment of shitting oneself, particularly in public. We'd have to ask Turdin how frequently he loads his drawers with gut-fudge to either substantiate or invalidate that rumor.
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  2. Clyde

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    It takes a bit of training but with a little practice you too can have an ass-cannon firing out gut-fudge shells.
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  3. John Castle

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    It'll amaze your neighbors. Before you know it, they'll be calling your ass "The Wowitzer."
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    [yt=Dead human in the house.]kZUPCB9533Y[/yt]
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    Llamas are always funny. Alpacas? Not so much, they're rather wistful creatures. :(
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  7. Clyde

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    Good grief. I think I just caught the epilepsy!
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  8. John Castle

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    Just be thankful it's not The 'Beetus.
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  9. John Castle

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    So I spent a solid half hour today looking at photos of dead people. Graphic photos of really, really dead dead people.

    Kind of in the mood for Italian food now. :yum:
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    Shitbopple.
  11. John Castle

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    I feel a really tremendous bowel movement coming on. I think it's going to be a milestone. If I had something with a camera right now, I'd take it into the shitter with me and turn this into a "television event."

    You'd tune in. You know you would. The ratings would be GLORIOUS.
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    I was right; that was a most satisfying defecation. There was only one thing that could have made it more enjoyable -- fresh reading material.

    I've got a copy of Stephen King's Joyland, and although that was fine for a one-and-done, it doesn't seem to have anything in the way of re-read value.

    So I could use some new hardcopy reading material.
  13. John Castle

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    On top of Old Smokey
    All covered with shit
    I gave my dear landlord
    An epileptic fit
    Shoved her down the mountain
    And laughed as she bounced
    Then watched in wide wonder
    As the catamount pounced

    I tossed it some children
    For such a good job
    And then as a bonus
    That tree painter guy Bob
    But kitty got a hairball
    From painter Bob's 'fro
    And that's what's in my suitcase
    Yo, don't tase me bro
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  14. John Castle

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    What do ya do with a drunken sailor
    What do ya do with a drunken sailor
    What do ya do with a drunken sailor early in the--

    Nothing! Leave him alone and put that fuckin' Sharpie back where you found it!
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    John Castle, are there dingleberry piss biscuits? Couldn't ya just call'm pisscuits? Or piscuits?
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    'Piss biscuits' is just a venting of nonsense. Like running into a high-end restaurant while wearing adult diapers and a rubber chicken as a hat, striking a Marvel Superhero pose and yelling, "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnipples!!!" and then running back out.

    Randomness for the sake of randomness. Radical confusionism.
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    "Venting nonsense" is always rep-worthy. :lol:
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    When I picture "Piss biscuits", I picture a guy staggering through a bathroom door with the sounds of a country & western bar following him mixed with the sounds of a game of pool. He makes his drunken way over to the urinal, unzips and stands there for a second waiting for business to get underway. After a moment, though, he groans, leans forward and presses one hand flat against the wall.

    The signs of his discomfort intensify. He begins to groan -- quietly, at first -- then more urgently.

    After a moment, his entire body goes rigid, and we hear, "Ugghhh... nnnnghhhh... nnnnnnnauuughhh! Aw, GAWD, WHAT IS THIS?! NAAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!!" as a tube of uncooked, blood-streaked but wholesome, flaky dough begins to land on his sneakers, while high-pitched squeals of demoniac, Pillsbury-ish laughter echo in our ears...
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    sounds like the result of an over long yeast infection
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    So, is this the new "Miss Manners has Thunder Thighs" that will be bumped every six months? :unsure:
  21. John Castle

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    Maaaaaaaaaaayyyyyybe? :unsure: