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  1. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  2. The Night Funky

    The Night Funky BMF Staff Member Moderator

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  3. Federal Farmer

    Federal Farmer Corn of Coblin

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  4. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Trolling No Jutsu Formerly Important

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    Yabbut Hugh Hefner deserves a Red Room thread, because Hugh Hefner. :j:

    May he be surrounded in Heaven with 72 hot bimbos. :salute:
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  5. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    He is not in a better place now. Not for the reasons you were implying.
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  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I'm totally judging everyone who posreps this shit.
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  7. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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    That's not rigor mortis. :soma:
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  8. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

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    So long and thanks for the hard ons.
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  9. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    Your probably right. The morgue can't be much fun
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  10. Skrain Dukat

    Skrain Dukat Banned

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    I'm glad as a people we don't celebrate misogynistic pussy grabbers who objectify women
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  11. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

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    Hefner was not a loser like trump. Please do not disgrace the dead by Implying such things. Hef was a class act unlike the Donald who is an ass crack.
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  12. Skrain Dukat

    Skrain Dukat Banned

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  13. The Night Funky

    The Night Funky BMF Staff Member Moderator

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  14. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile

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    A skeevy narcissist who unapologeticly embraced hedonism and demanded that his penis be glorified by an endless stream of interchangeable barbie dolls. I guess these pathetic women thought they were furthering their careers in entertainment by subjecting themselves to this man's perversion.
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  15. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Bet he died with a smile on his face.
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  16. armalyte

    armalyte Unsafe for everyone.

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    I'm not entirely sure, but is it perversion to want to fuck? A lot?

    What have I missed?
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  17. The Night Funky

    The Night Funky BMF Staff Member Moderator

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  18. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    The only perversion would be not doing it.
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  20. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I love how Christian conservatives get so out of joint when people observe the deaths of a Hugh Hefner, or a George Carlin, and then all their precious heroes were a bunch of monsters that left a trail of destroyed lives, and corpses.

    The irony sails over their heads.
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  21. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    To be fair, many of them did.
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  22. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Only one was actually named Barbi. :ramen:
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  23. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    That we know of.
  24. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    ^ This guy doesn't fuck
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  25. Kommander

    Kommander Mostly dick play.

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    :weep:

    Our nation has lost one of its greatest heroes.
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  26. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile

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    Hefner was a scumbucket. There's nothing about his life that deserves celebrating. The only ones idolizing him are neckbearded man-children who never matured beyond the mentality of a 14 y/o boy.

    No, I don't think he died with a smile on his face. I think he died a sad, pathetic, impotent old man. No wife, no real family, just a string of ex-wives and Barbie doll girlfriends who were with him only for the career bump being one of his harem of floozys could bring.
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  27. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Sounds like someone is channeling their own future through WF.
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  28. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile

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    Ed seems to be offended by my opinions of Hef.

    Maybe Ed's sister spent some time at the Mansion as airbrushed Barbie doll #6.

    Maybe Hef gave his mother one of those "thigh openers" back in the day, and Ed was the unfortunate result.
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  29. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Uh-oh... did I strike a nerve? I guess you really see your own future in your post. Being Hef's son wouldn't be so bad, imagine all the boobs!

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  30. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile

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    Imagine being so desensitized to routine sexual imagery that you need increasingly extreme imagery to achieve arousal. That's what Hef's son has been cursed with.

    But, like I said, many have never matured beyond adolescence. I could hear the Beavis & Butthead laugh accompany your post.
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