Pro-Lifer Slashes Baby at Protest

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by The Night Funky, Nov 9, 2019 at 9:34 PM.

  1. The Night Funky

    The Night Funky BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    So much for the idea of "civil discourse".
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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Does anything good ever happen in Alabama?
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  3. The Night Funky

    The Night Funky BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    Well, that's where one of my ex's abusive husband mysteriously turned up dead. I'm not sayin' that she killed him, buuuuuuuuuut if it turned out that she did, I'd not be the least bit surprised.
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  4. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

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    Was his name Earl?
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  5. The Night Funky

    The Night Funky BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    No. And he "hanged himself" about a month after his third(?) illegitimate kid was born and a week after he'd kicked my ex and her three kids out of the house and they were forced to live in her car. Doesn't sound suspicious at all, does it?
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  6. Chiroptera

    Chiroptera Fresh Meat

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    Since Alabama is the 5th most obese state in the U.S. you could make a pretty good flare out of your porker hunting buddy if you were lost in the woods and he dropped dead from his blocked arteries and diabetes complications.

    https://www.foxnews.com/health/most-obese-states-in-us
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  7. Federal Farmer

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    Civil rights marches.:jayzus:
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  8. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    "is no more"
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    No reason it can't be repaired I'm sure.
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  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    they can rebuild it bigger, better, stronger - much like our nation after Obama! :yes: Seriously it was a football game - I'm not surprised.
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    Shirogayne Trolling No Jutsu Formerly Important

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    :chris:

    I mean, I sure hope she did, just off that shit alone. :shrug:
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    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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  12. Tererun

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    So the slasher misses a football game, is getting charged and convicted of a felony, and all to slash a balloon that has replacements? Now he has to pay thousands in lawyers fees, will probably be convicted of a felony and face the consequences of that which means he will never legally be able to own a gun again, and restitution means he will pay for a new balloon on top of any fines he receives. Every time he applies for a job he will have a felony on his record and his name will be easily searchable showing he is out of control and prone to violence.

    All of this to prove trump and his supporters are every bit as much the easily triggered snowflake babies the balloon implies they are.

    Have fun in jail. Hope it was worth it.
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  13. T.R

    T.R Don't Care

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    It's Alabama. :shrug:

    Bring a pro trump sign to LA or Chicago and see how long it lasts. There is no "civil discourse" between the hardcore faithful.
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    T.R Don't Care

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    They are just pissed that their precious crimson tide might not win the championship this year. Without a good football team, what other reason does the nation have to talk about the state? ;)
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  15. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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    George Wallace died in Alabama of septic shock after @Soma's braces knicked his ballsack and infected him.
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  16. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    that would be such an awesome elementary school class reenactment! :yes: When I was a kid our class did Lincoln getting shot :zzz:
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    spot261 George "The Animal" Steele tribute act

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  18. The Night Funky

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    Oh, they start ‘me out young in Alabama.

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    Finding one WITHOUT a gun is harder to imagine.
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  19. Tererun

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    Imagine an alabama fan with a fully formed human brain instead of the mess of ganglion they have. I am pretty sure there is a correlation between concussion brain damage and the average alabamian due to their love of american homoerotic dude mash.
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  20. matthunter

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    Like the real thing, a quick spray with creosote and an infusion of hot gas and I'm sure it'll be floating again.
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    homoerotic dude mash - Tererun
    AWESOME band name!
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  22. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey you can't spell hatred without "red hat"

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    I know, right?

    like how can you have that many guys wearing shiny fabric and then later shower together and not see the obvious foreplay aspect?
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