Proposed Star Trek Episodes

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  1. Minsc&Boo

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    Multiverse where jadzia is emperess of the terran empire in relationshiop with lenara and deanna troi.
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  2. ed629

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    "Hollow Pursuits"

    Unknown to Tower, his entire life is spent in a holoship. At a young age his parents realized that he was already self deluded and doomed to spend his entire life a failure. As the Commander in Chief of Starfleet, Tower's father commissioned the holoship and had Tower placed aboard it, keeping the Galaxy safe.
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  3. Minsc&Boo

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    no one likes my idea?
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    "Who Mourns for Goldstein the Space Jew?"

    Captain Tower loses his best friend when Goldstein the Space Jew sacrifices himself to save the Enterprise.

    During the honour guard ceremony, Tower gives a tearful eulogy.

    "Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... British."

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    Quest Did you bring your handcuffs? Staff Member Administrator

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    "Elementary, Dear 'Coach'"

    Tower organizes the crew into a football team to amuse himself watching them compete against holographic opponents. In a flight of ego, he instructs the computer to create an opposing coach so clever he would be capable of outwitting Tower himself. This actually resets the difficulty setting to its lowest level. His team still gets clobbered 44-0.
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  6. Professor Sexbot

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    "Cause An Infect"

    Captain Tower, after having been removed from command for several weeks, returns to Starfleet Command ready to resume his duties as Captain. None of the Admirals remember who he is.
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  7. Minsc&Boo

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    Tpol ponfars and Hoshi is the victim. Hoshi gets pregnant by tpol.
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    "Tower Of Babble"

    Intent on re-creating the environment in which he grew up, Captain Tower writes a very generalized holodeck program based upon his loose ideas about "the good old days". After the Holodeck keeps mis-interpreting his non-specific ramblings, the computer shuts itself off and locks Captain Tower out of the system permanently in the hopes that Tower learns that, while you CAN certainly go home again, it won't be at all like you remembered it. Tower fails to grasp the lesson.
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  9. Professor Sexbot

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    "Foot Of Darkness"

    A revolt has broken out on the Federation colony of Kongo IV. The native population that, until recently, had been living harmoniously with Federation colonists have risen up and overthrown the Federation government. Captain Tower brings the ship in to investigate but is met with resistance in the form of the U.S.S. Nellie. The unknown Captain of the Nellie seems to have a counter for every one of Captain Tower's tactics, as if his every move was being anticipated before he could even make them. Feigning catastrophic damage, Tower orders the crew to stand down and surrender. Tower is beamed over to negotiate with the Captain of the Nellie only to find that the Captain is his own foot that had been amputated at a Federation medical facility some months before. Somehow, Captain Tower's foot had achieved sentience, traveled to Kongo IV, instigated the rebellion and took over the U.S.S. Nellie.

    As more of Tower's crew are beamed over to face trial, Captain Tower miraculously breaks free. A desperate fight erupts between the two crews, ending in Captain Tower getting hold of a phaser and shooting his amputated foot from far across the room, incinerating it once and for all. Amazed, Mik asks how Tower made that impossible shot. Tower remarks that he has always found it easy to shoot himself in the foot.
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  10. ed629

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    Would that have Sarah Jessica Parker as the guest star of the week?
  11. Professor Sexbot

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    I was thinking more Penelope Cruise