Queen Elizabeth Says Bone Spurs Will Prevent Her from Meeting Donnie

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  1. garamet

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    Probably both.
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    I wish you would stop saying that Donald Trump is my hero. I didn't vote for him and I really wanted Scott Walker to win. Or Ted Cruz, Or Marco Rubio. Or JEB Bush (in roughly that order).
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    But you neg-rep anyone who says anything negative about him. Or is there some other reason you're emulating the lowest common denominator in this forum?
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    I wanted Rand Paul, Rubio was my second choice. Either way any one of them would have been better.
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    your career

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    We know Dayton doesn’t have bone spurs.

    Because bone spurs require feet.
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    The UK has a message for us.
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    Shit, where's my wallet? I have, like, $5.
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    By your own admission you support 80% of what Trump does and defend it at every opportunity.

    But he’s not your hero because he’s had a couple of divorces...:dayton: :lol:
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    I still think we should go with Russell Howard's idea - use the Queen as bait. She tells him they're offering him a knighthood, invites him to kneel and then says "Phillip? Hand me my blade..." and goes Highlander on the fucker.
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    Wait a minute... that first link lists "manifest imbecility" as an exemption.

    So Donnie was clearly exempt from the draft anyway. :shrug:
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    Divorce is a big deal to me and my family. My dad liked almost everything about Ronald Reagan but would never vote for him because he had been divorced. My mom was slightly more accepting given that Reagan had been married for decades prior to 1980.

    Likewise my dad wouldn't support Bob Dole either but then again that might've in part been due to Dole being a World War Two veteran as dad hated voting for former soldiers.
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    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Why is it such a big deal?
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    I've explained it before.
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    Explain it again. I don’t remember (or possibly wasn’t even around when you explained it).
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    No order:
    1) Religious objections to divorce unless the scriptural reason given in the New Testament. Though my mom believed that even if a divorce was based on scriptural grounds (adultery) then it still didn't mean the divorced person was allowed to remarry.
    2) Who a person marries is almost the biggest decision they will make in their life. How can you trust a persons judgement that fouls up that decision?
    3) A person who gets a divorce is walking away from the greatest commitment they can make in this life (aside from following Jesus of course). How can you ever trust someone willing to break that commitment?

    Happy?
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    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Right now I have a client whose domestic violence case I am dealing with. She was beaten endlessly for four years. She didn’t go to the authorities until late last year because of religious and cultural pressures.

    What would you have done in her situation?
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    Prayed obviously.
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    I don't know as I do not know what the laws in Britain are?

    Did she want to end her marriage or not?
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    You do realize that you can get divorced now in Britain? There was a whole big thing about it back in the day.
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    I figured. Perhaps El Chup needs to know that.
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    You figured? Never heard of Henry VIII?
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