Random Meme Thread 2019

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Rimjob Bob, Jan 12, 2019.

  1. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    how exactly did you get one of my wedding photos? :unsure:
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  5. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    Long read but oh so worth it.

    And this is super close to me. The Triangle Pub that they talk about is a few blocks from my partner’s house and in fact is where we had my birthday last year. :D
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  6. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    I'm on Nextdoor for my neighborhood. Useful for keeping track of what the local cops are up to, yard sales, stray animals, and so forth.
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  7. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Same.

    In true Wordforge fashion my initial instinct was to create a fake account and troll it, but I decided against it for now. :ramen:
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  8. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    man I hate possums! That said my dog fell hook, line & sinker for a possum that was....playing possum about a month ago. :lol:
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    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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  11. Ancalagon

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  12. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Detroit's worse than I thought if the roaches are packing....
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  14. Rimjob Bob

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    This hit close to home since I'm actually seeing a woman these days who likes pineapple on random things.
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    I had a cat once who was BFF with a possum. Only critter he could find that was dumber than he was.
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  23. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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  25. We Are Borg vs. USS Crazy Horse

    We Are Borg vs. USS Crazy Horse Rey of sunshine

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  26. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey you can't spell hatred without "red hat"

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    reminds me of a joke...

    This guy goes bear hunting. gets his hunting rifle and stakes out a spot until one comes by.
    He takes a shot and the bear falls behind some bushes. He goes to check on his kill but to his dismay the bear is standing there, looking somewhat annoyed. Worse, it speaks!

    "You come to the woods to fuck with the bears, the bears will fuck you." says the bear. Before not only attacking the hunter, but raping him.

    So our hunter is in the hospital for a few weeks and plots revenge. He goes back out to the same spot and sets up with a high powered large caliber sniper rifle and waits for the bear.

    eventually the same bear wanders by and he takes a shot. Once more, he goes over to check his success only to be met by an uninjured and angry bear.

    Once again, the bear speaks "You come to the woods to fuck with the bears, the bears will fuck you." and then brutalizes his asshole.

    Takes the poor bastard nearly a year to recover and he is gonna be using a colostomy bag for the rest of his life. But he will have vengeance.

    Next season he goes out in advance. He tracks the bear to it's cave and wires up claymores and other boomy things, even brings a grenade or two... and waits

    and waits

    and waits... no sign of the bear.

    Then he feels a paw tapping his shoulder


    "You ain't here for the hunting, are you?"
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