Random movie quote thread

Discussion in 'The Green Room' started by actormike, Sep 7, 2006.

  1. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    "Wait, wasn't he a woman when you brought him in?"
    "Oone liiitlle mistaaake...'
  2. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Take my wallet out of the bag.

    Which one is it?

    It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker."
  3. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    "You can call me 'father,' you can call me 'Jacob,' you can call me 'Jake.' You can call me a dirty son of a bitch. But if you call me 'daddy' again, I'll finish this fight!"

    "Now YOU understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all - your fault, my fault, nobody's fault, it don't matter. I'm gonna blow your head off. It's as simple as that. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed, I'm gonna blow YOUR head off."
  4. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Who's scruffy lookin'?
  5. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

    "I've got a bad feeling about this."

    "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
    "Nice!"

    "Pootah pootah, Soloo?"

    "Jumpin' through hyperspace ain't like dustin' crops, boy!"

    "The reward could be..."
    "What?"
    "Well, more money than you can imagine."
    "I dunno, I can imagine quite a bit!"

    Guess what I watched tonight. :)
  6. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    SE or original theatric? I'm buyin' 'em tomorrow when I get home...
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  7. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    This is the part where the pansyass angel comes in, tells you NOT to whip your dick out, but we suckerpunched the motherfucker! Do it!
    -- Jay and Silent Bob Strike back
  8. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Rose
    Jail bird
    Secure in her cage
    No more filled with rage
    She roosts

    Harriet
    Sweet Harriet
    You acted cuckoo
    Cause you thought I would leave you
    So knowing
    So trusting
    So love.....ed.

    Hariett, sweet Harriet
    Aroo!
  9. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Rooster Cogburn, leading the group to find a place to camp for the night, falls off his horse in a drunken stuper. Tries to get up, can't get up, points to the ground where he landed on his ass: "(urp) Here's good." :lol:
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    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Gentlemen, I want to commend your exemplary performance today, and tell you that I intend to recommend you all for promotion.

    In whatever fleet we end up serving.
  11. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    "What now, Indy?"
    "I dunno, I'm makin' this up as I go."
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  12. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    You're hit!

    I ain't got time to bleed.

    Well you got time to duck?
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  13. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    "Find me a dead cat."
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    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    "Excuse me while I fall down laughing!"
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    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Eleanor: "While you're in Rome, we'll rise against you!"
    Henry II: "Who will?"
    Eleanor: "Richard, Geoffery, John and Eleanor of Aquitaine!"
    Henry II" "Ha! The day those worthies join together is the day pigs fly."
    Eleanor: "There'll be pork in the trees come morning!"
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  16. CheekyMonkey

    CheekyMonkey Fresh Meat

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    Isn't this from Lethal Weapon, too?
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  17. CheekyMonkey

    CheekyMonkey Fresh Meat

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    "Inconceivable!"

    "You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
  18. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    "We're gonna need a bigger boat."
    -Chief Brody.
  19. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    What's the bet?

    20 dollars.

    Okay. You've got to have carnal knowledge, of a lady this time, on the premises...
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    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    ":huh:You go in the cage...cage goes in the water. Shark is in the water--our shark...:lol: Farewell and adieu to ye fair Spanish ladies..."
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    persianmouse Adorable moppet

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    John Hay: Theodore! You are dangerous. You might even shoot somebody - accidentally I mean.
    Theodore Roosevelt: John, I'd never shoot anyone accidentally. I need their votes.
    John Hay: Madness!




    Eden: Why would anyone want to cut out a man's tongue?
    Raisuli: Perhaps the previous owner had nothing pleasant to say.



    ~The Wind and the Lion
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    persianmouse Adorable moppet

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    Gabriel: I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why.



    ~The Prophecy
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  23. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    Fuck Me Santa, Fuck Me Santa!!!!!!

    Badder Santa
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  24. Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes Resurrected

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    "That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong."

    Nick Naylor - Thank you for smoking.
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    Caedus Fresh Meat Formerly Deceased Member

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    "You're all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your fuckin' knees... begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say *fuck* that thing! Let's fight it!"
    -Alien 3
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Martin: "Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use...I just can't bring my wife to orgasm."

    ...

    General Streck (to Nick Rivers, under arrest for assaulting an East German agent): "For your sake, Mr. Rivers, you had better hope that Sergeant Kruger survives." (phone rings, Streck answers) "What is this condition of Sergeant Kruger?" (pause) "Very well. Let me know if there is any change in his condition." (hangs up) "He's dead."

    ...

    Doctor Flammond: "If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory."

    ...

    Du Quois (introducing his men): "This is Chevalier, Montage, Detente, Avant Garde, and Deja Vu."

    Deja Vu: "Haven't we met before, monsieur?"

    ...

    Nick Rivers: "Hillary...that's an unusual name."

    Hillary Flammond: "It's a German name. It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity'."

    Nick Rivers: "I'm pleased to meet you. My name's Nick."

    Hillary Flammond: "Nick? What does that mean?"

    Nick Rivers: "Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving."

    ...

    Nick Rivers: "Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground."

    Hillary Flammond: "I know. It all sounds like some bad movie."

    (both pause, slowly turn to look uncomfortably at the camera)
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  27. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    "Been married means moving up. People know you're not a homo, and that someone can stand the sight of seeing a son of bitch like you every day. Women see the ring and figure at least you've got some cash and your cock works."

    -Departed
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    Quincunx The Least Knotted of All Knots Staff Member Administrator

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    "I'm forty-seven. Forty-seven years old. You know how I stayed alive this long? Fear. Fearsome acts. A man steals from me, I cut off his hand. If he offends me, I cut out his tongue. If he stands up against me, I cut off his head, stick it on a pike and lift it up for all to see. A spectacle of fearsome acts. That's what maintains the order of things. Fear."

    -GONY ;)
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    Shakes With good reason

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    Doc Holliday: Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
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    Sonic_Storm The Crowing

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    "Dad: We've been doing alot of things here lately since you've been gone.
    Largman: really like what?
    Dad: Actually nothing I don't know why I just said that!"-Garden State!