I know, I know. I posted this back in 2008. But: Welcome back, guys! We missed you. And that is how you tackle 'American carnage'. Historic inauguration of the first Madame President (in waiting) aside, Gaga was phenomenal but got her ass handed by Amanda Gorman. I really don't give a rat's ass about poetry but if that wasn't some moving shit flowing easy like a veil in a soft spring breeze I really dunno. This is how you become one of the Greats, in under 5 minutes and at age 22. In other news, Beer Belly Putschists have been seen scurrying back under their slimy rocks #maga. Buh-bye.