RIP The Mooch :(

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  1. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    :fireworks

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  3. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    On a serious note, he lasted just long enough to sever the last remaining ties between the White House and the Republican Party. It will be interesting to see where things go from here.
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  4. mburtonk

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    I wonder if his wife will take him back?
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    What an absolute, complete shit show.
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    I hear it's a tight race between Gilbert Gottfried and Sam Kinison's corpse to replace the Mooch.
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    Nooooooooooooooo!!! :weep:
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    At least now he'll have time to suck his own cock. :yes:
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    Damn, this just makes the chaos worse and highlights both Trump's disloyalty to his underlings and that he is a poor judge of character. Did the mooch even make it two week?
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  10. Diacanu

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    SNL's skit for this when they finally come back is going to have to be very elaborate.
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  11. Man Afraid of his Shoes

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    This is apparently what happens when you put a retired Marine general in charge of the a bunch of screaming five year olds. I wouldn't be terribly surprised if things started to settle down in the White House after a few more heads roll. :shrug:
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    At least until Trump becomes jealous of Kelly getting positive press and fires him as well. :async:
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  13. Dinner

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    That is a pathetic part. The mooch and Bannen ousted the last connection to the party (Rinsed Pubes ;) ) then ended up stabbing the mooch in the back anyway. A wiser choice would have been to side with Prebus if he intended to do the mooch in.

    This just confirms that Trump is both eradict and can't think more than a single move ahead. When the impeachment starts Rump is going to wish he kept the party leadership on better terms and had a man like Prebus in his corner to plead his case. The poor dopes who gave up promising careers in the senate or in the party to serve Rump must feel like such fools now.
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  14. Dinner

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    Bush jr was not an intelligent man but the one thing he did have was loyality. He knew that if he sold his underlings down river there was nothing to prevent other underlings from doing the same to him. So he was loyal to them and protected them even when he probably should have just let them go and in return they did the same for him.

    Rump doesn't even have that much common sense.
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    I'm losing track of the madness, at some point I think we're to end up seeing people fired before they're even hired.

    It really is a circus.
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    Aurora Vincerò!

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    i'd be greatly amused if this was happening somewhere unimportant.
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  17. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    There is one screaming five year old he can't fire. :/
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    Somewhere in Hollywood a script is being written, and a very familiar sounding President is ousted via a military coup. And, for once, the military coup happens to be the good guys.

    Well, to start off anyway.
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    Kelly might be trying to clean house but he is still the wrong man for a political position like Chief of Staff. You need a man experienced running campaigns and who has high level political connections for that job. Neither of which Kelly has so really all he can do is bring the internal chaos to an end by bringing the dogs to heel. That is basic but not sufficient in and of itself.

    Besides we already know Kelly lacks moral fiber and is a yesman. Remember when he made excuses for the son in law, no doubt at Small Hand's orders, to go to the Russian embassy and get FSB encrypted communications because they didn't want tge CIA knowing about what Small Hands was telling Putin?
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    So when does a drunk and disorderly Gary busey get his shot? Seems like pretty soon we will see Dayton kitchens as white housing communications director or worse Secretary of state.
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    You know they're hating the fact that they're on hiatus right now. :lol:
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    I just can't help but think the Mooch had so much more to offer. :sigh:
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  24. Bickendan

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    The Mooch didn't have time to properly mooch.
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    They should just hire the SNL writing staff for the White House press office and call it good.
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    I am so glad Hillary was a terrible candidate because it's really fun watching the United States embarrass itself with these circus carneys the Trump administration has hired and fired.
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    According to a Trump tweet, there's no White House chaos. So presumably this is a carefully thought-out strategy of flinging shit at the walls.
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    It is pretty sad but at this point Kim Jong Un runs a more effective and restrained government operation than Rump does.
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