SARS II: Respiratory Boogaloo

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  1. MikeH92467

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    At midnight Alberta is going back to the strongest level of lockdown our cowardly "leader" will allow, since variants are quickly going out of control here. Of course he didn't do it before the long weekend, because of course.

    He also began his press conference today by sneezing into his hand and blaming "spring allergies." :doh:
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    Covid ends in California on June 15. We win!
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    June 15? Fair enough, but what year? If it's 2046 or some shit that will quite a disappointment. :(
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    2021. The same year Georgia finally invents electricity.
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    I wish! This steam powered computer sucks!
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  10. MikeH92467

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    Moved to Gaetz thread...
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    I figured Georgia was doing fine running on steam power, considering all the hot air you put out.
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    I fucking hate this article, since it turns out the most common afflictions are anxiety and depression. Like, we're in a never-ending pandemic. Everyone is anxious and depressed. :shrug:
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    I was ok now I’m officially over it, but now I’m anxious and depressed I’m going to be anxious and depressed within 6 months.
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  16. MikeH92467

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    Reminds me of a friend of my brother's who went to see a shrink for depression after being diagnosed with terminal throat cancer. The shrink said "of course you're depressed. You're dying of cancer." Gee thanks a pile, doc.... :brood:
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    I mean, I'm depressed, but then I am mortal and in a godless universe (a universe with God would be worse, seriously read the fucking Bible) ultimately nothing matters. So why bother with lithium?

    We've got tequila.
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  18. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Jesus christ, could CNN be any more alarmist and data manipulative without becoming faux news?

    So people got depressed and anxious after being severely ill, and it got worse the more severe it got? Thank you captain obvious. Considering this thing has potential life long effects with breathing, and large numbers of the most severe cases were in elderly people who probably suffer the worst from surviving a severe illness I wonder why they might be more afraid and depressed.

    Oh, and some people had a stroke which caused brain problems? You don't say that cutting off blood flow to the brain causes brain damage. Good to see those medical degrees not going to waste.

    However, according to the article known effects of the flu like parkinsons are less in covid patients, but we do not want to really mention much of that because that does not fearmonger and cause more anxiety.

    I think listening to the fucking news causes anxiety and depression so maybe the people at CNN should help the world and die in a fire. Maybe if we get faux news, newsmax, and OAN to go along we might actually cure large amounts of anxiety and depression. Maybe we should get a study on anxiety and depression in people who watch news.
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    https://www.thestar.com/news/world/...ne-tourism-is-a-national-trend-in-the-us.html

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    and then your brother's friend got the shrink's bill........:(
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    Well, while waiting for my second shot, I got it. With my health issues, I thought I would be hit hard. My wife also has it. For her, it just feels like allergies, for me it feels like a head cold. We're both recovering and should be fine in a few days.
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    I remember when I went to the shrink last time I was depressed. My feet felt like they were on fire and being stabbed. The pain never ended. i could barely walk through walmart without being completely exhausted. The doctors were saying this was life. My family was just going to watch me cry in pain until whatever it was got me. So when i explained to the shrink I was extremely suicidal she told me to evaluate my life and see what to look forward to in the future. Then she said see you next week. Yes, I tried to kill myself that weekend. Bitch was supposed to baker act me. I guess when you do not have an actual bank account to ravage and they cannot get any money for treatment out of you, they don't baker act you.

    I get that some shrinks are good and help people. Some might care and make the world better. I only seem to find the bad ones. The only reason I would ever go back to one is to see if I could actually drive them insane. If I win the lottery maybe I will actually pay for that amusement.
  24. Tuckerfan

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    The nice thing about the vaccines is that if you get it in between the two shots, the odds of it being serious or fatal dramatically drop.
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  25. RyanKCR

    RyanKCR TOF/PA survivor

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    That's what my electrophysiologist told me and why I decided to get the shots. My wife didn't get the shot and I think I got it from her. It seems she got it from a coworker.
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  26. MikeH92467

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    Hopefully she'll take the hint. Good to hear you're okay. The list of people for whom I wish anything bad is quite short and you aren't on it. :)
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  27. RyanKCR

    RyanKCR TOF/PA survivor

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    In our state she isn't part of any group that is currently open to get the vaccine.
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  28. MikeH92467

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    Hopefully that happens soon. Good luck!
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    Fun fact: Just about every place is letting folks show up and get unclaimed vaccines. Another fun fact: All you have to do on the questionnaire that one fills out to make an appointment, one of the questions asks if someone in your house is pregnant, if they are, you can get the vaccine. HIPPA rules prevent the places giving the vaccine from asking for proof of this, so if you wanna jump the line, that's how you do it.
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  30. MikeH92467

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    Makes sense. I really don't sweat someone "jumping the line" as long as it's an orderly process. The more people who get vaccinated the better.
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