Screech has cancer.

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  1. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Listen here, Jack

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  2. The Ghost of Crazy Horse

    The Ghost of Crazy Horse Soul Rebel

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    Aaand he's gone.:(
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  3. GhostEcho

    GhostEcho Yojimbo

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    That was really quick. :(
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  4. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    Very quick. Quite shocking.
  5. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    There is no stage 5.

    The oncology nurse I live with says he probably od'd on opioids.
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  6. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Old joke:

    A man is called to his doctor to get the results of a blood test.

    The doctor says: "I have bad news and worse news."

    The man swallows and says: "Okay...tell me the bad news."

    The doctor says: "You have a very rare disease. It's fatal within 24 hours of being identified with the test."

    The man says: "Oh my God! Oh my God! This is...this is awful! It's terrible. Only a day! Doctor...what news could possibly be worse?"

    The doctor says: "Well, I meant to call you yesterday..."
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  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    No stage 5? Well then we need to add one so these folks will live a little longer. Anywho, here is the reigning....defending....undisputed funnyweight champion Justin "Screech" Diamond!

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  8. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    I went to the doctor last week. He told me I had had six months to live! I said "Doc, bad time to bring this up but I can't pay my bill right now".....so he gave me another six months! On my last physical my doctor told me I was fat. I said I wanted a second opinion and he said "oh yeah? Well you're ugly too!"

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  9. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Wordforge's Least Competent Wokelord

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    Did he ever get to fuck Lisa?
  10. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    I never watched the show. I'm assuming Screech wasn't the stud of the bunch?
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  11. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Honestly, I would have guessed autoerotic asphyxiation would have taken him out.

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  12. Useful Idiot

    Useful Idiot Fresh Meat

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    Poor Screech.
  13. Tererun

    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    You are looking for saved by the bell the porno years. I know it is out there without looking so google is your friend.

    The real question I have is how is his robot taking all of this.
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