Shitty Car Mods: Wordforge Edition

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  1. The Night Funky

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    Cap'n! The aft deflector shields are failing!
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    I think David Bowie had one painted in bright silver or gold like that :lol:
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    A Ford concept from 1996.

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    I gotta respect honesty
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    Hey, I think I found @Tererun s Car

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    Rear-engined Mini.

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    Diesels are nice an all, but they really need a turbo if you're going to get any off-the-line performance out of them.
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  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    That rear engined Mini might be a little slow coming off the line but once it gets up to speed I wouldn't stand in front of it!
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    Historically, Minis aren't fast so much as their tiny size and wide stance gave them a huge advantage in rallies (especially those with tons of corners that other cars would need to slow down for).

    Today's MINIs are fast but in a straight away shootout, even entry level Mustangs could beat out the Cooper S.
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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    On a somewhat related, and a bit non sequitur tangent, you'd be surprised how well a Crown Vic/Grand Marquis can handle.
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    The power steering in Ford products has always been too squishy soft for my tastes.
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    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    This one is actually nice. When it comes to hotrods I have always liked the 1940-1942 Willys Overland Coupe.

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    What would Vader drive?

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    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    dunno, but this is how he should fly:
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    A whole ass disaster: 1bc9ff6.jpg
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    THICC
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    not shitty. except for the wing on back.
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    The legs add to the down force :lol:
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  25. The Night Funky

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    That, or someone's a fan of A Christmas Story.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    More like Porky's 2. The leg "sword" had a red shoe while the major award had black. :async:

    Bob Clark directed A Christmas Story and the first two Porky's films. :ramen:
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  27. The Night Funky

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    He peaked with the Porky's. :bailey:
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    Send nudes :lol:

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