So.... which Red Room posters HAVE to be a particular race/ethnicity/religion?

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  1. K.

    K. Sober

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    Might as well go there right now, you know it's coming.

    So. Consider, if you will, the black Dayton, the Jewish Dinner, and Mormon Ancalagon.

    Then take a deep breath and just tell me what I should be if I wasn't a Bayuvar German.
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  2. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey official beverage of antifa

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    Funny, I know a guy who'd qualify as Black Dayton in real life.

    Nice enough dude, but kinda slow and susceptible to conservative Xian BS, who's employer is based on gov't contracts, but decries socialism...
  3. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    I'd like to see you with fiery South American blood.
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  4. K.

    K. Sober

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    Still lacking that That's What She Said emoji.
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  5. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    Dayton still has to be a woman.
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  6. The Ghost of Crazy Horse

    The Ghost of Crazy Horse Soul Rebel

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    Gturner would be a lizard person.
  7. Tererun

    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    No, @gturner would be blAck and mongoloid
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  8. Tererun

    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Well, chuppie has to be white considering how much he parades around his Jewish faith.
  9. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Mongoloid? Really? :facepalm:
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  10. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Dayton, gturner, TheLonelySquire, Tasvir, and any other homophobes I didn't think of off the top of my head, turned into transwomen.
    Dressed up as Swiss milkmaids.

    And I'd cut together a montage of their surgeries set to this...

  11. matthunter

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    I can't be Asian due to the size of my gentleman sausage.

    You can claim racism but there's a reason for all that tentacle porn.
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  12. Tererun

    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Why did you have to bring your mom's porn collection into this?
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  13. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    Because I promised yours her taste in German scat would remain... Oh, crap. Literally.
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    markb Dirty Bastard

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  15. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Conversant in dark parables

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    An interstellar con man, obviously. From spaaaace.
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  16. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey official beverage of antifa

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    just to get it over with...
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    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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  18. Tererun

    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    :pathead: