Someone's Life is Now Complete

Discussion in 'The Green Room' started by Tuckerfan, Jan 28, 2018.

  1. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2004
    Messages:
    29,629
    Location:
    Unknown, but I know how fast I'm going.
    Ratings:
    +23,979
    :lol:

    Yeah, that one has been making the rounds on Facebag and Tweeter (sic).
    • Agree Agree x 1
  2. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    43,042
    Location:
    The Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue
    Ratings:
    +27,839
    • Funny Funny x 6
  3. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    40,151
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +69,870
    62401BD2-C27E-4DEC-B37E-409C2E460FB8.jpeg
    • Funny Funny x 3
  4. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    40,151
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +69,870
    • Funny Funny x 4
  5. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    40,151
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +69,870
    FB_IMG_1554084202730.jpg
    • Funny Funny x 5
  6. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    40,151
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +69,870
    This just showed up on my Facebook feed.

    5A150E79-41A7-46A6-9EBE-F4128E7323BF.jpeg
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Agree Agree x 1
  7. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    43,042
    Location:
    The Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue
    Ratings:
    +27,839
    That one's a classic. I think I might've posted it here before. :lol:
  8. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    43,042
    Location:
    The Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue
    Ratings:
    +27,839
    :unsure:

    [​IMG]
    • Funny Funny x 1
  9. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    43,042
    Location:
    The Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue
    Ratings:
    +27,839
    [​IMG]
    • Funny Funny x 1
  10. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    43,042
    Location:
    The Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue
    Ratings:
    +27,839
    UT Tyler’s headline writer’s got game. :lol:

    EBF4D653-06B7-42F6-9EB4-7A0C7F4503CC.jpeg
    • Funny Funny x 1
  11. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    40,151
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +69,870
    I would have gone with “When Trash Pandas Attack.”
  12. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    20,279
    Location:
    Sunnydale
    Ratings:
    +34,990
    Yeah, but what the fuck is happening on the right side of the page with the "er" on the third deck? Are they hyphenating their headlines?
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • popcorn popcorn x 1
  13. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    40,151
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +69,870


    :unsure:
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Winner Winner x 1
  14. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    20,279
    Location:
    Sunnydale
    Ratings:
    +34,990
    Does "beats off" not mean the same thing in the UK that it does here?
  15. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    43,042
    Location:
    The Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue
    Ratings:
    +27,839
    Even if it doesn't, US headline writers haven't done the same thing. :lol:

    Post #3:

  16. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    79,166
    Location:
    front and center
    Ratings:
    +29,269
    DAMN! Talk about kicking someone when they are down.....
  17. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    40,151
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +69,870
    And lest folks think that such headlines are a new thing, note the date on this article.

    probes.jpg
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  18. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    40,151
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +69,870
    • Funny Funny x 2
  19. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    48,059
    Location:
    Spacetime
    Ratings:
    +50,962
    Star Wars is my favorite. That whacky Dr. Spock always cracks me up.
  20. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    40,151
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +69,870
    Are you sure that’s what happened?

    AB497414-E001-4B80-B941-B2DBF7955A41.jpeg
    • Agree Agree x 1
  21. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    20,279
    Location:
    Sunnydale
    Ratings:
    +34,990
    80384016_10156481909841191_5644096349935763456_n.png
    • Funny Funny x 1
  22. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    40,151
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +69,870
    • Funny Funny x 1
  23. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    40,151
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +69,870
  24. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    43,042
    Location:
    The Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue
    Ratings:
    +27,839
    81A7D4FC-B90E-4FC0-A1DA-9ABD0420F36B.jpeg
    • Funny Funny x 4
  25. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    79,166
    Location:
    front and center
    Ratings:
    +29,269
    :unsure: I wonder if boulders are sized like some fast food chain drink sizes. Ya know, where there is no "small" because the smallest size actually starts out as the "medium" drink. :unsure: That aside at least the boulder didn't go to eleven!
  26. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    40,151
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +69,870
  27. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    43,042
    Location:
    The Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue
    Ratings:
    +27,839
    631D8729-1B9E-40F0-BA3B-D0A67C74AE18.jpeg
    • Funny Funny x 2
  28. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    43,042
    Location:
    The Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue
    Ratings:
    +27,839
    5FF7E0EC-6673-4A3A-86BE-B6CAF1E3AD15.jpeg
    • Funny Funny x 3
  29. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    45,044
    Ratings:
    +33,050
    Yeah. Sometimes I'll forget what location I'm at and they'll hand me a "medium" drink and I'm like, "I can't let my wife see this. She won't believe it's a medium." :lol:
  30. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    40,151
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +69,870
    • Funny Funny x 3