Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker

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  1. The Night Funky

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    This one?

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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Description of the new TROS footage.
    Guess it's not gonna end up on the net for awhile.

    http://collider.com/star-wars-9-new-footage-description/

    The big "thing everyone's gonna talk about", scene is...


    I think....

  3. ed629

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    I think it could be.

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    Kommander Mostly dick play.

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    So, Rey's parents. What if...
    Oh, wait. Disney absolutely won't do that.
  5. Ten Lubak

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    Links?
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    Kommander Mostly dick play.

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    What the hell is wrong with you?

    Oh, wait. That's my own post.
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  8. Federal Farmer

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    Or you can mark it tl;dr like a partisan hack like Dicky.
  9. Diacanu

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  10. The Night Funky

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    Or you could quote the relevant parts so folks would have no excuse to miss it.
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  11. Federal Farmer

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    Or you could take ten minutes of your time and either read the article or watch the video.
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    That would require me to value your opinion on such things. If you can't be bothered to make it easy for me to see the shit, then why should I? The only time I drop just a link and a comment is when I'm on my phone. If somebody doesn't want to click the link, I've got no problem with that. If I'm on my phone and I think that the text on a particular site is important, I'll email the link to myself and wait until I'm at a PC to do a C&P of the whole thing. If somebody scoops me on it, no biggie, but that actually doesn't happen all that often.
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    Then it would remain consistent with the rest of Disney Wars. :shrug:
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  14. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    If the rumors are true, then they become spoilers, and I don't want to fucking know spoilers.
    If they're false, then I'm sitting through a bunch of fanfic bullshit, and fuck fanfic.
    Up the ass.
    With a dildo that looks like the spiked bat from "Escape From New York".

    I don't want the spoilers, I wanted to know the reliability of the source.
    "Oh, it's from the guy who made a cool fan film".
    I don't care.
    And I even liked the fanfilm.
    I want to know HIS sources.
    If he wants to keep them secret, then it's a dead end, and fuck him.

    If Slashfilm, or Deadline, or Variety or someone were reporting it, then that's a whole different kettle of fish.
    It ain't.
    It's fanfilm-McGee.
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    Hey douche bags, @Ten Lubak asked me for a fucking link and I provided one, read it/watch it or don’t, I don’t give a fuck, but you don’t have to be so douchey over it.
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    Hey! I'm not the one who set two people up as potential love interests and then two films later retconned them as twins! Luke and Leia totally fucked, everyone knows it, and I had nothing to do with it!

    Great, now I'm arguing with myself.

    Somebody pay attention to me!
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    I'm pretty sure, that in ROTJ, the you're my sister conversation was after sex. That's why Luke was so awkward during the whole conversation.
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  19. Diacanu

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    So, Han wasn't imagining things.
    Poor guy.
    No wonder he'd wandered off in Force Awakens.
  20. Diacanu

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    D23 trailer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Sex between Luke and Leia? I don't think so. The one time Leia gives Luke a passionate kiss (ESB), it's clearly to spite Han. There's already a Leia/Han dynamic at that point, and nothing to suggest any earlier romantic history between Luke and Leia.
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    It increasingly looks like they're going to reset or ignore much of what was in The Last Jedi. Of course, that process was already underway by the end of that movie...
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    I think they’re going to reset/undo the OT as well.
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    Nice facepalm, got anything to back it up?
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  25. Diacanu

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    I don't need to parade experts and peer reviewed papers to shut down fanboy paranoia.
    :rolleyes:
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    Looks cool, but we know JJ is very good at tricking the audience into thinking something is going to be good then it turns out not so good.
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  27. Federal Farmer

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    Dude your credibility tanked in 2016 with the Ghostbusters movie and it's tanked even more with your incessant demands that anything Star Wars should be worshiped and can't be criticized.
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  28. Diacanu

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    Because people are only allowed to have negative opinions, and if they're positive ones, you can't defend them, and need to just lie down and wait to die.
    So sayeth Ten Lubak, God Emperor of the internet, crowned in his own head.

    Like when I said Solo was the best Star Wars ever, and demanded it be worshipped.
    Or the Ewock movies.
    Or the Holiday Special.
    Yep all those things happened.
    You can totally look it up and find them.
    Oh, wait, no, because those posts don't exist.

    See, for for things to have happened, they have to exist, or they become these things we call "lies".
    Unless you believe the lies, then they're these things called "delusions".

    Tell you what, I'll respect your opinion on "The Rise Of Skywalker", when you give me a ride on your time machine to the future, and let me see it too.
    ;)
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    Ten Lubak may be a prick, but his assessment of you is spot on.
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    He's got 3 years on you, and yours tanked at birth.
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